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When the dark armies of the machine race were marching across the globe all seemed lost. Their years of terror and destruction was overwhelming the humans in their pitiful resistance. All nations one by one, fell before the metal monstrosities of their own creation. Many cried to the heavens and...

After much adventuring and many nights of hardships Djinn finally got the long lost crystal of Czesnalllaknyorknik. When the stone was lifted into the air and the sacred text Ne Hasa Kundai!! the Honda Civic was transformed into... An old dirty Ice Cream Truck!!! Finally the long lost ice...

No one knew just what Nicole was actually trying to tell us because she was ever silent. As silent as a thousand really quiet things at 4am that never make any noise ever because they are so silent and it's night. I mean, come on, people are sleeping and things need to shut up.

But no one hears it because we all know Nicole has no voice

The Evil Slay, with the strength of at least three Slayes and twice the height. With a goatee so we all now he is evil.

The Honda ran out of gas two days ago....but it's still moving. And I'm not driving.

Admist the chaos Djinn took this time to escape, he remembered his Meehecan Mountie allies ha had befriended earlier. They knew that he was destined for something greater. Something important to this world. So they imparted him with many great treasures that would aid him on his quest. A Honda...

Djinn ran swiftly after the Destidactyl, so fast that he found himself across towards the southern border. But was quickly stopped by the mounties, the Mexican mounties. Only they were not mounted, nor do I think they were any kind of law enforcement of any kind. They did have some pretty good...

Then Djinn came along and noticed the weird little cat legged cat fish thing. Then promptly whacked it with a baby seal club then trapped it in a master ball. He named it Destimon and used it in his amazing underground weird animals that should have died out long ago cockfights. Much muuuuch...

Little did Kazumi know, that nobody ever cared for Wyoming in the first place. Nor even noticed that something was wrong with it.

Keeping a large used tire at the ready, he eyed Kazumi's strolling across the frozen wasteland..........waiting......watching.... Until something.......disturbs my luxurious locks...GAAAH!! MC!!!!! Soon MC did not begin to realize the unrivaled wrath of tiery, radial, steel belted, retread fury...

Begone with your French Breads!!!

Djinn stands at the ready, on the snowy white border ever vigilant for the Canadian menace might sneak past with their hockey, curling, and healthcares. He cares nothing for health nor should anyone else for that matter. The sentinel against the great flannel clad evil that lurks above after...