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wrong octopus. That was a decoy. Also, so was the cookie. It is now in an inpenetrable safe that is floating in a tank full of blood thirsty piranahs... It's still mine!

My octopus is invisible and then chased YOUR octopus and stole the cookie and hid in amongst seven thousand other identical octopusses (and yes, it is octopusses, because it has a greek ending, and in greek the ending plural was usses not i (which is latin)) I have the cookie

The unknowen stranger is my pet Octopus. He can fly. He is a ninja. He ninjas you and flys back to me with the cookie! ITS MINE!!!

I trade a fake Holo Charizard card with you for the cookie. You realise you've been conned, but by now I have rode on a spaceship all the way to Norfair. TEH COOKIE ISSA MINE!!!

I got squished... darn... but i POP out and ninja the cookie out of your hands. Then i vanish in a puff of smoke and I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!

OH NOES! HAI! why o why me? Oh, well, i will stand in the sun because shadows can't live in the sun! btw, still have cookie!!!

I suddenly realise that I don't actually have the cookie so I turn back to a human and dig under ground... I pop up next to you. HAIY DERE! you get startled and drop the cookie so i grab it and dig away!

OH, NOES!!! IMMA FIYASH!!! Oh, well, could be worse... All my pieces join together and I swim to your head and out of your nose. I then fishyslap you and steal the cookie before spreading my wings and flying off.

Eww. And you though I was disgusting... I crawl up you throught and tickly you tonsils then you cough and I fly out, snaching the cookie out of your hand on the way. It's mine now. >:]

I call my lawyer and then he gets the kitten sentenced to 1000yrs in prison. meanwhile, i get the bettle off link and it chases you down and nabs the cookie!!! ITS MINE!!!

NOOO! NOT THE KITTENS! IT BUUURNS!!! I throw the kittens off me and the get a bag-magnet-o-matic-3001 and steal the bag with the cookie in it and run.

Oh, not again!!! Luckily I have got an immune system to heart attacks now and that just made me cough and fall over! I get out my fishing rod and you stare, transfixed a it, for ages. I pick-pocket you of the cookie and LEG IT!!!

GOSH DARN IT!!! Luckily I have a walkthrough and a cheat disk so I get through Death mountain no problemo and then realise that I hate cats, so i pick you up and drop you in lava, whilst doing that picking up the cookie. Suddenly an inscription appears on the cookie because of the heat. It...

Oh dear, i seem to be slashed in two. Not to worry, i will regenerate myself and now there are 2 of me. We both get swords and batter you into submission! Then we steals the cookie and stash it in our hidden ninja hideout!!! THE COOKIE IS OURS!!!

Unluckily for you I swapped that cookie for a fake one and warped the same distance you warped, but in the opposite direction... It is still mine!

Hmm... you're one tough cookie...(lol) Well, for that I will have to give you a lecture about the quantum state of matter around a black hole and the main pricaples of Schrodingers Cat...*I bore you to sleep and steal the cookie* Mine once again, I yell triumphantly!!!

I chant a string of magic that makes you freeze to the spot with fear... then out of the shadows come a huge battilion of MELYNX AND FELYNE!!! The batter you down to the ground and pass the cookie over to me... I HAVE THE COOKIE!!!