I shoot you with a paralizing beam and i take the cookie and pour my mixture on the cookie. As i watch the fireworks explode inside the cookie, a notepad appears on the cookie and reads"This cookie is not eligible for Anti-poison treatments" Then i run away with the cookie to a secret place...
Again with the LOTR...:P I get my baker brethren and we use our baking skills to take the cookie and leave you with a decoy that you think is the real one.
Luckily the baking spell only lasts for a few seconds for myself so I got to the land of the creatures that u stated and I make them shoot carrots at you