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*finds superman where he landed after being thrown and throws him at NP*

*Forces a bar exam on the Lawyer* *Throws a courthouse at NP*

*cooks them* *throws three cooked hens at NP*

*enters pokeball* *uses tackle on NP*

*bends it with psychic powers* *throws alakazam at NP*

*does the matrix limbo dodge thing* *throws neo at NP*

*brings back dead friends at family* *throws kinda deadish friend at NP*

*counters expelliarmus with avada kedavra* *throws elder wand at NP*

*puts it on* *it shrunk* *throws shrunken laundry at NP*

*puts my dirty laundry in* Man, I don't have a dryer. *throws sopping wet clean laundry at NP*

*puts it on and finds a matching stocking* *throws old socks at NP*

BUT THANKSGIVING IS OVER *Goes into holiday rage* *throws christmas tree at NP*

*eats it* *Discovers hidden popeye powers based on apples* *throws popeye at NP*

*absorbs the blast* *goes super saiyan* *throws Goku at NP*

*persuades the cops that NP is a first-rate criminal* *Throws angry cops at NP*

OBJECTION! *Throws Phoenix Wright at NP*

*catches it* *listens to it* *hates the music* *throws ipod at NP*

*catches and wears it* *puts on sunglasses to contain newfound bossitude* *Throws an uncool attitude at NP*

*gets hit* *confetti explodes all over bedroom* Well, this cleanup is gonna take a while. *wastes a few hours cleaning up confetti* *throws a few hours at NP*

*eats it* *enjoys it* *Throws DekuNur at NP*

*past life rebounds in an attempt to revive my favorite thread from the dead* *throws this thread's death at NP, since the thread is now alive again* Inventory: Masamune

*wears face as a mask* *I am now DekuNut* *Throws my past life at NP* Inventory: Masamune

*stabs bologna with masamune* *takes a bite out of bologna, and realizes that it is disgusting* *throws half-eaten balogna at NP* Inventory:Masamune

*removes Masamune from Aerith's Corpse* *Clears year old inventory* *Throws my inventory at NP* Inventory 2.0: Masamune

*catches tomato and eats it* *escapes pendio's pokeball* *throws vacant pokeball at NP* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic wii remote

*Magneto catches it and hands it to me* *disables ticking with sonic wii remote* *throws normal hammer at NP* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic wii remote, I am pendio's pokemon.

*tries to give it a little more sonic* *replaces sonic screwdriver with sonic wii remote* *throws sonic screwdriver at NP* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic wii remote, I am pendio's pokemon.

*Doesn't affect me since i'm in my pokeball.* *throws nothing at NP* *awaits pendio's next command* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver

OH NO! I'M ALLERGIC! *hides in my pokeball* *throws allergens at NP* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver

You can't use a pokeball in a trainer battle! *Uses thunderbolt at NP* Awaits Pendio's next command* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver

*uses protect* *captain America's Shield is deflected at NP* *Awaits Pendio's next command* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver

Pendio chose LINKYPETE! What will you do next? Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver

You caught a wild LINKYPETE! will you give it a nickname? *is inside a poke ball* *is now enslaved by pendio* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver

*magneto repels it at NP again* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver

*magneto repels the fancy silverware to NP* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdrive

did you just throw yourself? *catches ultimate chimera* *makes the weeping angel follow ultimate chimera* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver

*screams loudly, breaking the vase* *finds a treasure map in the shattered glass* *throws the treasure map at NP* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver, Weeping angel that follows me every time I look away or blink, lego building skills

*I violently destroy the old shoes* *revises the accusation* *loses my case* *throws a feeling of defeat at NP* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver, Weeping angel that follows me every time I look away or blink, lego building skills

hmmm... *thinks about a way to unstick the space guy* *realizes that the space guy couldn't have left and gone to the grum room, or thrown anything at the NP in the first place, if he was kragled.* *Throws an accusation at NP* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver...

*pours water all over the space guy* *pours the kragle glue into the void, rendering the kragle useless* *throws the now empty and useless kragle at NP* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver, Weeping angel that follows me every time I look away or blink, lego building skills

*Thaws out the space guy's face* *lets the space guy build a spaceship* *builds a double-decker couch* *throws the double-decker couch at NP* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver, Weeping angel that follows me every time I look away or blink, lego building skills

*tries to grate the weeping angel that is still following me* *fails* *Throws K-9 at NP* Inventory: cheese grater, army of magnetos, sonic screwdriver, Weeping angel that follows me every time I look away or blink.

*accidentally blinks* *opens eyes right before it can kill me* *finds a sonic screwdriver in my pocket* *hits the weeping angel with it and runs off crying* *throws my tears at NP* Inventory: Sonic Screwdriver, infinite magnetos

*drinks it and recycles the bottle* *throws the recycled bottle at NP* Inventory: infinite magnetos, knowledge of genetic mutations.

*catches it* *reads it* *learns how to recycle* *goes green* *spams actions* *throws a recycled bottle at NP* Inventory: infinite magnetos, knowledge of genetic mutations.

*my magnetos assemble and form a human shield. 10 are lost, but I have an unlimited supply.* *eats fruit snacks as I laugh maniacally* *throws the wrapper at NP* Inventory: unlimited magnetos, knowledge of genetic mutation.

*gets educated on genetic mutation* *creates a whole army of new magnetos with my newly gained knowledge* *Throws my throwing knife at NP* Inventory: Knowledge of genetic mutations, unlimited magnetos, fruit snacks.

*runs to kakariko village in fear* *throws an angry cucco at NP* Inventory: magneto, 1x throwing knife.

*King zora takes five minutes to fly towards me, so I just walk out of the way.* *throws a pillow at NP* Inventory: magneto, 1x throwing knife.

magneto deflects the cat because the cat has metal on its collar. *Throws the cat at NP*