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[linkypete]

BUT THANKSGIVING IS OVER

*Goes into holiday rage*
*throws christmas tree at NP*

 

[Woyogoyo]

"Oh thanks, I needed one of those."
*Puts it in a stand and sets it up in living room*

*Throws a stocking at NP*

 

[linkypete]

*puts it on and finds a matching stocking*

*throws old socks at NP*

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Catches with laundry basket*

*Throws washing machine at NP*

 

[linkypete]

*puts my dirty laundry in*
Man, I don't have a dryer.
*throws sopping wet clean laundry at NP*

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Cathes it on drying rack*
*Several hours later*
*Throws the now dry laundry at NP*

 

[linkypete]

*puts it on*
*it shrunk*
*throws shrunken laundry at NP*

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Pulls out wand* "ENGORGIO!"

*Throws the now giant laundry at NP*

 

[Dio]

*Also pulls out wand* Reducto!

*Throws the ash at NP*

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Pulls out wand again* "PROTEGO!"

*Casts Expelliarmus at NP*

 

[linkypete]

*counters expelliarmus with avada kedavra*
*throws elder wand at NP*

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Expelliarmus beats Avada Kedavra* *Catches Elder Wand*

*Throws the Ressurection Stone at NP*

 

[linkypete]

*brings back dead friends at family*

*throws kinda deadish friend at NP*

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Doesn't even bother dodging, since it's just a ghost*

*Throws scythe at NP*

 

[linkypete]

*does the matrix limbo dodge thing*

*throws neo at NP*