Throw Something at the Next Poster!

[DekuNut]

*catches death*
*dies*
*throws own zombified corpse at Np*

 

[linkypete]

*eats it*
*enjoys it*
*Throws DekuNur at NP*

 

[Roger Rad]

*catches it*
*starts to nur uncontrollably*
* throws black hole at NP*

 

[Hyrulian Hero]

*crosses event horizon*

*finds himself a singularity*

*throws up at NP*

What will the NP do? Will they forever wait as nothing escapes a black hole? Will their days end without ever knowing that something was thrown at them? Will the up that was thrown remain a singularity? Find out on the next episode of, "Throw Somthing At the Next Poster"!

 

[Roger Rad]

*catches up*
*dies together with Hyrulian Hero inside the black hole*
*uses 1 up*
*revives somewhere safe from the black hole*

*throws confetti at NP*

 

[Alita the Pun]

Catches every individual confetti with chopsticks*

Puts them in a small bomb*

Throws confetti bomb at NP

 

[linkypete]

*gets hit*
*confetti explodes all over bedroom*
Well, this cleanup is gonna take a while.
*wastes a few hours cleaning up confetti*
*throws a few hours at NP*

 

[Hyrulian Hero]

*ducks temporal projectile*
*sees cleanup take a while*
*takes the while back*
*throws voice at NP*

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Catches it* LIKE A BOSS.

*Throws Bossitude at NP*

 

[linkypete]

*catches and wears it*
*puts on sunglasses to contain newfound bossitude*
*Throws an uncool attitude at NP*

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Catches it and goes hipster*

*Throws obscure indie record at NP*

 

[linkypete]

*catches it*
*listens to it*
*hates the music*
*throws ipod at NP*

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Catches it*

*Throws lawsuit at NP*

 

[linkypete]

OBJECTION!
*Throws Phoenix Wright at NP*

 

[Woyogoyo]

*Arrests him*

*Sics the cops on NP*