This is how I see it going down:
Higher-Ups: Oh hai dere…..wanna be Knighted :nod:
Vain: Err, not so much :shake:
Higher-Ups: O RLY….why not :?
Vain: Because the purple lettering wouldn’t go well with my name :silent:
Higher-Ups: What, because you don’t like the purple lettering, don't be silly
Vain: Well….ah crap, now I don't have a reason >.>
Higher-Ups: Then you therefore have no reason to not apply......now feel the purple o.o
Vain: Ahhh, it burns >.<
Higher-Ups: Mwahahahah
Derp........maybe I'm overreacting a bit.