Welcome to Zeruda Dungeon. Your room is the one out the door over there. Near the dumpster. Yes. *Pushes you into the dumpster*
*Receptionist comes outside*
Darn it! Cover's blown. *Drags you out of the dumpster and smiles guiltily*
No prob. Just so you know, you're supposed to post the VMs (Visitor Messages) on the other person's profile. Like, I post on yours and you post on mine. When I was new, it took me a while to figure that out myself.
Welcome to the forums, Mr. Huxley! I hope you enjoy your stay here
If you have any questions, don't be afraid to ask~
You shall be staying on the 564th floor, in the third room to the right! We've become aware of some ravenous Garden Gnomes on that floor. If you see them, just ignore them, but if it comes to it, please use the emergency flamethrower provided to scare them away