RAVIO. RAVIO, RAVIO, RAVIO. He seems like an annoying little prick for a while, just some dude who charges you too much for items and insists on renting your house. But he's got this mystery to him, and this adorkable sense that he's not so bad, he just isn't good at making friends.
BUT THEN PLOT TWIST. HE OWNS UP TO ALL THE **** HE'S DONE, AND SAVES EVERYONE'S ***ES WITH THE ONE THING LINK COULD NEVER DO AND THAT HE'S MADE HIMSELF FAMOUS FOR THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE GAME. WORDS. WORDS, *****! HE SAVES A CORRUPT QUEEN FROM KILLING A HERO AND DESTROYING AN ENTIRE REALM, AND HE DOESN'T HAVE TO LIFT A SINGLE WEAPON. ***** ACTION, HE FIGHTS WITH PEACE. And he's just so CUTE with Hilda and gosh I love him.
After Ravio, I also like King of Red Lions. He seems like the sidekick that doesn't do anything, but he always tells you what you need to know, without giving you too much information. Then it turns out who he really is is so old, and broken, and sad. Then he has moments of being bad***, and his final sacrifice, and just UGH. He's such a good character!
I like Zelda in Spirit Tracks, she seemed the most like a real person and a believable princess out of any other Zelda.
I like Midna, since she's frankly the sexiest character in Zelda and she pulls off being a sassy little *****. I actually like her better in the beginning, because although she was mean and was clearly using Link for a long time, by the time she softened up completely, she didn't seem real anymore.
I also loooove Ghirahim, because he is a homosexual PSYCHOPATH, and I can't help thinking of my very not-homosexual character Dagger because they both have the same kind of sophisticated, political type of power to them. Ghirahim uses words to intimidate, and subtle actions to unnerve, before using his actions to finish his weakened opponent off. Then his own plot twist had me reeling, and he's just so HOT if he would only keep the cape on. Because his shirtless diamond thing is awkward.
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Least favorites are Princess Zelda in Twilight Princess (seems so fake), Princess Zelda in Ocarina of Time (was far too stupid to earn the Triforce of Wisdom), Fi (she only ever told you what you already know), all three of those FREAKING dragons in Skyward Sword (annoying smarmy little pricks), Happy Mask Salesman (creeps me the **** out), and Ralph (Link does not need a Gary Oak just because he is in a GameBoy game).