Boo's Pizza

[Dark Boo]

Guard 1: They aren't trustworthy. Pass this on to the head honcho, this isn't something we can decide on.

Caller: We shall put him on probation.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Caller: We shall put him on probation.

Guard 1: You're calling the wrong people. Take this up with higher authority.

*Meanwhile, in the future...*

Dr. Mario: Mama mia... what the hell happened...?

 

[Dark Boo]

Guard 1: You're calling the wrong people. Take this up with higher authority.

*Meanwhile, in the future...*

Dr. Mario: Mama mia... what the hell happened...?

*The caller calls the higher authority*
Caller: Return Mr. Maskuin, please. We shall put him on a three-week suspension without pay.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

*The caller calls the higher authority*
Caller: Return Mr. Maskuin, please. We shall put him on a three-week suspension without pay.

UN Guy: That's not a good punishment for war crimes.

 

[Dark Boo]

UN Guy: That's not a good punishment for war crimes.

Caller: We were not at war.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Caller: We were not at war.

UN Guy: You commit acts of war. After that, you committed war crimes.

 

[Dark Boo]

UN Guy: You commit acts of war. After that, you committed war crimes.

Caller: Evidence?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Caller: Evidence?

UN Guy: The tapes are not yet declassified.

*In the future...*

Dr. Mario: Who causes this? What happens?

Prophet: To tell that story, we must begin at the beginning. Millions of years ago, a meteor hit the earth...

 

[Dark Boo]

UN Guy: The tapes are not yet declassified.

Caller: Anything else we can do to get him back?

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Caller: Anything else we can do to get him back?

UN Guy: Just hope he's given an easy sentence.

 

[Gorozoron]

* Meanwhile Oswald drives while eating *
Oswald : That * Takes bite of a slice * mm Freak could be * Takes a sip of a soda * Should be here * He parks * * He enters the area Sephiroth is in*

 

[Dark Boo]

UN Guy: Just hope he's given an easy sentence.

Caller: Whatever. *Hangs up*

 

[Dark Boo]

ShyHo: Oh, crap. It's the Maverick Hunter's letter to the UN that caused me to get convicted. But, now that they've lost their memories and have no idea who I am, this should go smoothly. Those "terrorism" crimes were all because they thought I stole the Time Skimmer.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

I'm going on break for a while. Please do not use any of my characters or continue any of my plots.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

ShyHo: Oh, crap. It's the Maverick Hunter's letter to the UN that caused me to get convicted. But, now that they've lost their memories and have no idea who I am, this should go smoothly. Those "terrorism" crimes were all because they thought I stole the Time Skimmer.

Please, do not retcon the arc without my permission. I have all of this planned out. The Maverick Hunters had nothing to do with this.