The Escalating Items Game

[bubblecrash]

PETA comes to protest euthanization

 

[Reaca]

A dinosaur comes and stomps on everyone who is in PETA.

 

[Storm]

A asteroid hits the dinosaur, causing him to die instantly

 

[Reaca]

Superman destroys the asteroid with his laser eyes of death.

 

[bubblecrash]

batman punches superman in the face, killing him instantly

 

[Wolf Sage]

Powerless Batman only thinks Superman died. Batman then gets fatally wounded by Superman's laser beam eyes.

 

[Storm]

Suddenly lex Luther shoots superman with a Kryptonite Bullet that kills Superman once and for all

 

[Wolf Sage]

The Wolf Sage casts Death on Lex Luthor killing him instantly, thus avenging Superman.

 

[Storm]

Ice Sage uses Silence and Dispel on Wolf Sage, and then uses Ultima

 

[bubblecrash]

snazzy cat is snazzy, causing ice sage to be rendered powerless

 

[Reaca]

My dog eats snazzy cat. For fun.

 

[bubblecrash]

halflings kidnap your dog for use as a riding dog

 

[Reaca]

My brother's cat mauls the halflings to save my dog.

 

[Storm]

so far Apple<worm<Bird<Human<tree<Charmander<Squirtle<Blizzard<Drought<Rain<sponge<deep fryer<Elephant<mousecat<dog<ASPCA<PetA<Dinosaur<asteroid<Superman<batman<Superman<Lex Luthor<Wolf sage<Ice Sage<Cat<dog<Hobbits<dog<cat.
SON OF RAIDEN CASTS THREADKILL. THOU SHALT NOT COPY THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN, OR ELSE IT MIGHT BE MY CAT BEATS YOUR CAT UNTIL THE END OF TIME. ONE CAT REPRESENTS EVERY CAT IN EXISTENCE EVER.

Now A mouse foils the exploits of the cat Tom andf Jerry Style

 

[Reaca]

A hammer smashes the mouse. :yes: