The Escalating Items Game

[Storm]

I know i'm new here, but I had an idea for a game. the idea is that someone says an item (for example: an apple) and the person below tries to think of something that can destroy the person above's item. ( in this case a worm or a disease).

I'll start with a Bird ( it beats worm)

 

[Reaca]

A human destroys the bird.

Am I doing this right?

 

[Wolf Sage]

A tree falls on said human, and 'destroys' kills him.

 

[bubblecrash]

the tree is set on fire by a charmander

 

[Reaca]

Squirtle uses hydro pump on charmander and charmander faints.(dies)

 

[Storm]

a freak blizzard kills the cold blooded squirtle

 

[Reaca]

A drought stops the blizzard from killing anymore squirtles.

 

[beasley131]

It starts raining and ends (destroys?) the drought.

 

[Reaca]

A giant sponge absorbs all the rain.

 

[Storm]

A deep fryer Cooks the sponge to the size of an Advil

 

[Reaca]

An elephant sits on the deep fryer and crushes it.

 

[Storm]

A mouse gives the elephant a heart attack, killing it

 

[bubblecrash]

a halloween cat eats the mouse

 

[YoshiFlame]

Edit: Curse you bubblecrash!

A dog chases the cat away and all is good with the world.

 

[Storm]

The ASPCA Euthanize the rabid hound for biting a child