You know, being at L-1 has taught me a great deal.
I realize now that nobody wants to partake in the gift of a speedlynch. Nobody wants to drink it in and relish the experience, the rush, the all-out insanity, and the free food that comes with participation. Now, you can all be good fellows and join me for the dastardly A Link In Time's lunch; or you can settle for my mediocre lunch catering that oh, so disappointed in Avengers Mafia (our service was much better three years ago). Not to mention, ALIT will steal all your lunch money if he is left in the game any longer. Trust me, I know. You see, I
was him in Lucid Dream Mafia. It is for these reason I urge you all to join me on the crusade to rid our town of a dangerous man. It will benefit us all, especially
@The Hero of Legend.
The second part of my dissertation entails a suspicion I have. I believe one among you has killed my father, and this person must prepare to die. Here is some evidence I procured in light of this growing concern:
*Waves to Mido*
:wave:
Vote: Mido
First case study: For those who are familiar with the waving ritual between the subject and I very well know that when the subject engages in said ritual first, bad news is bound to come. This alone raises my wariness of this one.
So ...
Who here works for Dek:unu:t?
Lo, the incriminating evidence! The subject, who we will call 'Pendio' for the sake of discussion, immediately asked who are among DekuNut's fellow employees. First, his use of :unu: is highly disrespectful to the reputable Bulter of the late Storm. This notion leaders me to believe that the two have had a bitter history with one another. I believe DekuNut had bested Pendio in a back-alley game of Backgammon, and now, Pendio is trying to seek revenge against the former by incriminating he and his fellow staff for the crime. Pendio must have planted the wallet on Storm in order to expose DekuNut's love for money, thereby tarnishing the otherwise good character of the esteemed butler. It may be a long shot, but Pendio is indeed a crafty man.
Vote: Mido
Let the two heads duke it out!
This brings us back to A Link In Time. I have no clue what he means by those "two heads," but no matter the fact, it sounds ludicrous!
(However, that matter is unimportant to the big picture). This brings us to his use of the word, Duke. In this phrase, he refers to a bout of honor; but there is more to it! We can assume that by the mansion we are present in this day, that the late Storm was a man of affluence, and could be considered himself a Duke! A man of such reputation would surely own a residence of such grandeur after all! All things considered, the evidence adds up to one logical conclusion: the duality of the word 'duke' supplemented by Pendio's old rivalry with DekuNut suggest that both Pendio and A Link In Time are the ones who killed Storm!
Pendio and A Link In Time,
My name is Mido.
Both of you killed my father.
Prepare to Die!!!
Now, join me, fellow townies, as we sow Justice upon the ground where this mansion lies!