Hyrule Land Wars V1 - The Ocarina of Limes

[Kol Gaines]

If you'll send me the schematics on Fire Arrows, I'll give you my Guillotines.

I can see it now, Infinite Hands to hold you down, ReDeads to paralyze you, Like-Likes to destroy your armor, then a combo of Stalfos, Beamos, Floormasters and (hopefully) Fire Arrows to rend intruders to pieces.

And if ou survive all that, the invisible Bongo Bongo roaming the temple grounds would be devastating.

 

[Kaiser Conman]

So, Lefty, once again the Forest Temple Fatherland and Lake Hylia are at odds...O_O THIS TIME, LON-LON IS MINE!!!



The Kaiser wouldn't mind being franz!--Hey, maybe we can take someone out together real early on...like on Day 4 or somethin'?

 

[Kol Gaines]

If you need a quick disposal system, just shove them in my temple and lock the door behind you. They'll die eventually. Win/Win for both of us. Your enemies dead, my undead troops increased!

 

[Kazoto Skytear]

I'm just a warmod guys....
Anyways stop the flaming or whatever -.-

 

[lefty]

The only flaming going around right now is the flame of my arrows. I don't know what you're talking about!

 

[Argenteus]

Can I have shadow temple?

 

[Kazoto Skytear]

Well, thanks to you all I'm extremely pissed
*Cough* Lefty, Sol, Con *Cough*
I was hoping for some NEW people to play with. Y'know, a change. And when I quit ZU I don't need reminders following me around.
-Editing the OP-

 

[Argenteus]

Does that mean I can't join?

 

[Kazoto Skytear]

Argenteus you can join, since all the others RUDLY ****ING UNINVITED THEMSELVES
Anyways

Remember alliances no bigger than 3
Shadow Temple is Kol's though

Only the spirit temple is left.

 

[Argenteus]

Kol, would you be willing to negotiate on the location? I really want the shadow temple, but I guess I'll settle for spirit if I have to.

 

[Kazoto Skytear]

I put you for the Spirit temple since it's the last one...

-NEW RULES-
You may not attack or be attacked until you have atleast 10,000 soldiers
You must discover who the leaders are, instead of like 'HELLO THERE I KNOW YOU VERY WELL LETS ALLY" Try to get in character and have a greeting letter first.
Neutral Territories can be discovered for goodies.
I hate you all

I'm surprised none of you realized there are no dodongos/dinolfos in Fire Temple.

 

[Argenteus]

I'll post my troop update in a few.

 

[Kazoto Skytear]

---------------GAME UPDATE----------------
WE SHALL START! - - - -WEEK 2 SHALL BE POSTED TOMORROW
THe rule "Alliances no bigger than 3" is for example
Lefty, Con and SOl have their own little triangle. No one else can have military access to those 3.

ANd my awesome rule of protection shall make sure no early on attacks happen
*Cough* SOL LEFTY CON *Cough*

 

[Argenteus]

Army Name: Imperial Dei
Leader Title: Pharaoh Serapis CXVI

Spoiler

All Pharaohs except the legendary Premier Pharaoh Argenteus, first Pharaoh of Dei from the Sky Kingdom of Taphenes, have held the name Serapis in some form. 26 of them featured variations, such as Sarapis, Separis, Osorapis and others.

Week 0
Primary Base: Spirit Temple (The Serapeum)
Acquired Bases: -

Troops:
600 Iron Knuckles
500 Dinofols
500 Stalfos
200 Club Moblins
200 Beamos

Total: 2000

Recruitment:
200 Iron Knuckles

Total: 200

Supplies:
Silver Gauntlets
Bombchus
Mirror Shield
Spirit Medallion
Blade Trap
Broomsticks
Nayru's Love
Ice Arrows

Songs:
Requiem of Spirit
March of the Bouncing Clown for Organ

Projects:
Recruit Twinrova [DOUBLE TIME] (0/2)

Completed Projects:


Log:
For ages my people have lived in secret, in the corridors of the spirit temple. Once we were gods, but now we own but one, last stronghold: The Spirit Temple, or as my people know it the Serapeum.

It's time to remedy that.

 

[Kazoto Skytear]

Letter to Fastblade, Serapis
I've seen Fast's past generations and have acknowledged I can trust his bloodline.
I have seen previous desert folk, the rulers of the sand.
Triangle Alliance between us? :3

-Whiskertail