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Dan

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Gender
V2 White Male
Wolfy being too good at everything !

6:30 AM * Dan runs off crying
6:30 AM <Wolf Sage> Oh, and Terry...
6:29 AM <Wolf Sage> Although, Kyo Kusanagi used to be my main...
6:29 AM <Dan> WELL I'M NOT
6:29 AM <Wolf Sage> I'm great at combos, particularly Shermie and K'.
 

Ventus

Mad haters lmao
Joined
May 26, 2010
Location
Akkala
Gender
Hylian Champion
12:35 AM <Wolf Sage> 9_9
12:35 AM <VanitasXII>
12:35 AM <VanitasXII> no?
12:34 AM <Dan> no they go to the toilet
12:34 AM * Atticus is disturbed
12:34 AM <Wolf Sage> @Van: Does a wolf crap in the woods?
Wolves don't crap in the woods hahaa :lol:
 

Azure Sage

Join your hands...
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Ventus

Mad haters lmao
Joined
May 26, 2010
Location
Akkala
Gender
Hylian Champion
10:16 PM <Awesome> Whatever?
10:16 PM <VanitasXII> when?
10:16 PM <JuicieJ> Why?
10:16 PM <Awesome> To what extent?
10:16 PM <Awesome> How?
10:15 PM <JuicieJ> lol Van
10:15 PM <Awesome> please refrase lol
10:15 PM <VanitasXII> where?
10:15 PM <Awesome> huh?
10:15 PM <JuicieJ> What?
10:15 PM <zellinkda> so technically anyone who says that something is wrong is the one without factual info

:lol:
 

Vanessa28

Angel of Darkness
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Yahtzee, Supernatural
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Angel of Darkness
When Turo enters you know things will turn out ...different:

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1:04 PM <Vanessa28> That is slippery
1:03 PM <Krazy4Krash> oh god...
1:03 PM <Turo602>
1:03 PM <Turo602> Better?
1:03 PM * Turo602 sticks tongue in Vanessa's mouth
1:03 PM <Vanessa28> I know
1:03 PM <Turo602> Fine!
1:02 PM * Vanessa28 bites Turo's finger
1:02 PM * Turo602 sticks finger in Vanessa's mouth
TheRizardon Answered in thread : Possible Mario Baseball WiiU Idea
1:00 PM * Vanessa28 yawns

He gives good advice to Voodle......
1:15 PM <Turo602> No, you'll wash the dishes! End of story!
1:15 PM <arkvoodle> Especially making deserts because it's easy
1:15 PM <arkvoodle> Lolololol I love kitchen work
1:15 PM <Turo602> Correct Vanessa, but it shows his determination.
1:14 PM <arkvoodle> If they don't hire me, i've prepped the explosives.
1:14 PM <arkvoodle> Don't worry.
1:14 PM <Turo602> Only then, will they know you'll do anything.
1:14 PM <Vanessa28> You can't do kitchen work with your ***
1:14 PM <nareky> wear something pretty
1:13 PM <Turo602> Yeah, offer them your @ss ark.
1:13 PM <nareky> aka on yer knees
1:13 PM * Vanessa28 sells Turo and nareky
1:13 PM <Vanessa28> You always wanted that job? Then you must make sure they know you are very willing to get that job
1:12 PM <Turo602> Yep
1:12 PM <nareky> i knews it
1:12 PM <nareky> so this site does support prostitution
1:12 PM <Vanessa28> You should make them believe why they should hire you
1:12 PM <Vanessa28> Voodle you must "sell" yourself
1:12 PM <Turo602> All I need to deal with is you.
1:11 PM * Vanessa28 whacks Nareky
1:11 PM <Vanessa28> Serious
1:11 PM <nareky> santa?
1:11 PM <arkvoodle> So, serious voice or perky voice?
1:11 PM <Vanessa28> But I am And besides you know who you have to deal with
1:11 PM <Turo602> I like a challenge.

And if that's not enough......this is weird
1:39 PM <Vanessa28> Turo hosts Vanessa
1:39 PM <Vanessa28> You host the event.....
1:38 PM <Vanessa28> I am the event? Now that is new to me
1:38 PM <Turo602> And I'm the host.
1:38 PM <Turo602> Nope, you are the event.
1:38 PM <Vanessa28> Do I get first seat?
1:38 PM <Vanessa28> Can I buy tickets?
1:37 PM <Turo602> I have an entire event planned.
1:37 PM <Turo602> Oh, that's not it.
1:36 PM <Vanessa28> Now you spoiled it already
1:36 PM * Turo602 sees nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
1:36 PM <Vanessa28> Oh? shouldn't that be a surprise?
1:35 PM <Turo602>
1:35 PM <Turo602> Aww, Vanessa gets me. Looks like someone is getting some love tonight.
1:35 PM * Vanessa28 blows up SB
1:35 PM <Vanessa28> The sb died
 
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Turo602

Vocare Ad Pugnam
Joined
Jul 31, 2010
Location
Gotham City
6:46 AM <Vanessa28> That sounded wrong
6:46 AM <Vanessa28> I will burn you completely
6:46 AM * Turo602 has danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight
6:45 AM * Vanessa28 is the Devil
6:45 AM <Turo602> Pfft... barricades.
6:45 AM * Turo602 is Batman
6:45 AM * Vanessa28 barricades the doors and windows
6:44 AM * Turo602 sneaks back in
6:44 AM * Vanessa28 tosses Turo on the street and his clothes too
6:44 AM <Vanessa28> Oh? What if I toss you out and close the door?
6:44 AM * Turo602 wins
6:44 AM <Turo602>
6:44 AM <Turo602> And I will be doing you.
6:43 AM <Turo602> Since when does Batman need permission? I don't ask, I just do.
6:43 AM <Vanessa28> You have to ask laz permission first
6:43 AM <Turo602> But this war you speak of, is hardly a war.
6:42 AM <Turo602> That's a war I won't end.
6:42 AM <Turo602> No no no, there will be war in your bedroom tonight.
6:41 AM <Vanessa28> I think you just started one and no not with me though
6:41 AM <Turo602> I end wars, remember that.
6:40 AM <Vanessa28> I see war coming from this .....

Vanessa soooo wants me.
 

Vanessa28

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Turo....you wish :P

Alrighty, this is o_O

1:58 PM <Linkdude74> Well then he's comfy and supporting
1:58 PM <Turo602> It is day out there, not in here.
1:58 PM <Vanessa28> 1:57 PM <Linkdude74> because I'm laying on a couch, up against a wall<--- if Turo is your couch
1:57 PM <Linkdude74> It is day
1:57 PM <Turo602> I am the night.
1:57 PM <Linkdude74> so uh, there isnt anything behind me
1:57 PM <Linkdude74> because I'm laying on a couch, up against a wall
1:57 PM <Vanessa28> My stalker
1:56 PM <Linkdude74> What are you, a couch?
1:56 PM <Turo602> You might want to turn around Linkdude.
1:55 PM <Vanessa28> bedman
1:55 PM <Linkdude74> Really, Batman
1:55 PM <Vanessa28> Turo that sounded creepy
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1:55 PM * Vanessa28 high fives Linkdude
1:55 PM <Turo602> That's not me.
1:54 PM <Linkdude74> looks like I'm in the dark behind you
1:54 PM * Linkdude74 steps out of the shadows behind Turo
1:54 PM <Turo602> I'm always in the dark, right behind you.
1:53 PM <Vanessa28> Oh you don't have to remind me you are still here
1:53 PM <Turo602> I always am.
1:52 PM <Vanessa28> Why so silent? Why so serious?
1:52 PM <Turo602> I'm still here.
1:52 PM <Turo602> Shhhh...
1:52 PM <Vanessa28> It's all in the actions

*facepalms*

2:35 PM * Vanessa28 facepalms
2:35 PM <Linkdude74> Hey Turo, I'm going to ask questions, lets see if you know the answers
2:35 PM <Turo602> And that too.
2:35 PM <TheBlueReptile> You mean when you were stroking yourself to mental images of V?
2:34 PM <Turo602> Like last night.
2:34 PM <Turo602> That I do.
2:34 PM <Vanessa28> Turo always pushes me over the edge
2:34 PM <Linkdude74> Oh. Well I jump off the edge with someone, and then on the way down. So I literally take her over the edge
2:33 PM <Vanessa28> And then assault me too Making me hit my head against the wall
The Shadow Answered in thread : Bought a PSP and Birth by Sleep Today.
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2:33 PM <Vanessa28> He wants me to remember trhings I don't remember
2:33 PM <TheBlueReptile> In which case, I approve
2:33 PM <Vanessa28> Well Turo always takes it a bit over the edge
2:32 PM <Linkdude74> Yes
2:32 PM <Turo602> Sexually.
2:32 PM <TheBlueReptile> Is this conversation intentionally as sexual as it sounds?
2:32 PM <Vanessa28> So you assaulted me too
2:32 PM <Turo602> I actually remember that she was hitting her head against the wall...
2:31 PM <Linkdude74> Ninja win
2:31 PM <Vanessa28> Linkdude is right
2:31 PM <Linkdude74> No, she just couldn't feel it so she doesn't remember it happened
2:31 PM <Vanessa28> Or maybe it was not so good at all and I rather forget
2:31 PM <Turo602>
2:31 PM <Turo602> I am way too good.
 
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Azure Sage

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9:38 PM <Go_Skyward> THIS IS NARNIA!!!!!1
9:38 PM <Azure Sage> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH VEE
9:38 PM <A Link In Time> Not a divorce?!
9:37 PM <VanitasXII> what is this i don't even
9:37 PM <Azure Sage> YOU ARE NOT THE VANESSA I KNOW
9:37 PM <VanitasXII> we are deep in the closest
9:37 PM <Azure Sage> WHAT IS GOING ON
9:37 PM <Azure Sage> ARE WE IN NARNIA?!
9:37 PM <Azure Sage> ... Am I in the matrix?
9:37 PM <VanitasXII> WAT
9:37 PM <Azure Sage> Vee IGNORED Laz?
9:37 PM <Azure Sage> =o
9:36 PM * Vanessa28 ignores Laz

Vanessa, why aren't you acting like yourself?! D:
 

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