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Joined
Dec 11, 2009
Location
Florida
5:37 AM <Spirit of Rutela> And I'm a Brit, woo full house.
5:36 AM <Krazy4Krash> yay! I'm Aussie!
5:33 AM <Pocket Asian> yay! I'm an insomniac!
5:32 AM <A Link In Time> Good night insomniacs, Brits, and Aussies.
Yay for being an insomniac!
 

Krazy4Krash

Moderator
Staff member
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Joined
Jun 15, 2010
Location
'straya
8:53 PM * Krazy4Krash dances
8:53 PM <Krazy4Krash> I'M NOT ALONE!
8:53 PM <Krazy4Krash> then that means
8:53 PM <Krazy4Krash> if you're here..
8:52 PM <Krazy4Krash> wait a second...
8:52 PM <Krazy4Krash> yeah, i hate being lonely
8:51 PM <Spirit of Rutela> Me too =[
8:50 PM <Krazy4Krash> i'm sad now
8:46 PM * jimmy.f27 leaves

I'm still lonely. On the inside.
(I am the one to post this.)
 

Dan

Joined
Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
*whistles innocently*

[21:39:44] Lazarusryu: Next time I'll come baby :D
[21:39:59] Vanessa: You better do so honey
[21:40:14] Vanessa: Make sure it is heavy :P
[21:40:20] Lazarusryu: (rofl)
[21:40:45] Lazarusryu: Alright, I'm off but I'll say logged in so I don't have to wait to get on
[21:41:05] Vanessa: Don't make me wait too long baby (inlove)
[21:41:34] Vanessa: Dan...I warn you hahahahahahhaaa
 

Ventus

Mad haters lmao
Joined
May 26, 2010
Location
Akkala
Gender
Hylian Champion
<VanitasXII> I'm sorry, Azure, but that was just amazing
<Atticus> Want to ride my hamster Azure
<Atticus> LMAO
<Azure Sage> THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
* Atticus looks down
<Atticus> is my....
<Atticus> Azure, my hamster....
<VanitasXII> sure, if you want
<Atticus> Omg, Van, should I tell him what hamsters are
<VanitasXII> hamsters are the bane of humanity
<Azure Sage> I'm confused
<VanitasXII> that is just
<Azure Sage> You okay Atty?
<VanitasXII> lmfao Azure
<Azure Sage> YEAH I WANNA PET YOUR HAMSTER
<Atticus> YOU WANNA PET MY HAMSTER AZURE

THIS. IS. AMAZING.

5:50 PM <Zorth> i'd rather get a sub on brazzers then go to the library
5:50 PM <Dan> mine does
5:50 PM <TheMasterSword> I come on and this is the first thing I see!
5:50 PM <Dan>
5:50 PM <VanitasXII> libraries don't carry adult movies, at least mine dont'
5:50 PM <Dan> I make it zorth
5:50 PM <PK Flash>
5:50 PM <Zorth> it
5:50 PM <TheMasterSword> What the hell
5:50 PM <PK Flash> Just go to the library and rent a porno.
5:50 PM <Zorth> who watches home made amatuer low rez porn? srs
5:50 PM <Dan> it sure does octo, it sure does
5:49 PM <VanitasXII> but who torrents porn, like srsly? >_>'
5:49 PM <Big Octo> It makes babies
5:49 PM <Dan> porn has babys
5:49 PM <Zorth> those with the green little skulls
5:49 PM <Pocket Asian> v
5:49 PM <Zorth> only porn has lots of viruses in it.. not even that
5:49 PM <Pocket Asian> that's why you look for trusted users on the pirate bay
5:49 PM <Big Octo> Proto Sheild is all you need
5:49 PM <VanitasXII> there's no accurate gauge
5:49 PM <Pocket Asian> but with the pirate bay, that's easy
5:49 PM <VanitasXII> and then i don't like that you don't know for sure if the file is malicious or not
5:48 PM <Pocket Asian> as long as you find the right one
We're a weird bunch, ain't we?

1:42 AM <Atticus> AXLE, VAN, PK, MM, DES, AND I
1:42 AM <Atticus> 6 WAY
1:42 AM <VanitasXII> PK, Att and I. 3 way. Tonight.
OMG YES PLEASE
 
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Krazy4Krash

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'straya
11:08 PM <Krazy4Krash> still wearing my boxers, thankfully enough
11:08 PM <Kybyrian> just my shirt though
11:08 PM <Kybyrian> omg I did too
11:08 PM <Krazy4Krash> someway, somehow, i took off my tshirt in my sleep
11:07 PM <Krazy4Krash> the other morning, i woke up with my shirt and blanket on the floor
11:07 PM <Kybyrian> same as you... boxers and a t-shirt lol
11:06 PM <Kybyrian> not me lol
11:06 PM <Krazy4Krash> who wears pyjamas anymore?
11:06 PM <Krazy4Krash> aka boxer shorts and the days t-shirt
11:05 PM <Krazy4Krash> in my pyjamas
11:04 PM <Krazy4Krash> not a bad effort considering all i did was sit on my ***
11:04 PM <Krazy4Krash> got about 1500 total over 7 months
11:04 PM <Krazy4Krash> i only got, like, 50 bucks a week for that short term online work

Seriously, DOES anybody wear PJs anymore?
 

Azure Sage

Join your hands...
Staff member
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Comm. Coordinator
THIS. IS. SHOUTBOX!
1:15 PM <Atticus> WHAT IS THIS
1:15 PM <VanitasXII> brainus stopuS!
1:15 PM <The Servant> oheveryoneintheworld
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> nou
1:15 PM <Atticus> wtf stop my brain
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> ohus
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> ohme
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> noVan
1:15 PM <The Servant> Oh my...
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> yesher
1:15 PM <VanitasXII> no Att
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> nou
1:15 PM <Azure Sage> Noher
1:14 PM <The Servant> Oh me?
1:14 PM <Azure Sage> OH YOU
 

Ventus

Mad haters lmao
Joined
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Location
Akkala
Gender
Hylian Champion
12:20 PM <Azure Sage> LMAO HOT
12:20 PM <Azure Sage> ... You're not helping
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> lmfao
12:20 PM <Hero of Time> WILL ATTICUS FORGIVE VANITAS?
12:20 PM <Hero of Time> NEXT WEEK ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> wait no.
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> AMAZING.
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> I feel...
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> I feel.
12:20 PM <Azure Sage> Shame on you
12:20 PM <Azure Sage> How do you feel about yourself!
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> ffff, srsly? he didn't have to pay? >_<''''''
12:20 PM <Atticus> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS
12:20 PM <Azure Sage> Van, you have commited infidelity!
12:20 PM <Atticus> NO
12:20 PM <VanitasXII> NOBBYITWASNTLIKETHAT
12:19 PM <Azure Sage> lol Atty
12:19 PM <Azure Sage> like work on my ZD Birthday graphic
12:19 PM <Hero of Time> Nelson didn't have to pay
12:19 PM <Atticus> * VanitasXII takes off my pants and gives Hotty the stuffs <--- I'M LEAVING YOU
12:19 PM <Hero of Time> You should be jelly, Van
LOL WTF is wrong with us?
 

Majora's Cat

How about that
Joined
Sep 3, 2010
Location
NJ
WDfD


Nobody loves me...
 

JuicieJ

SHOW ME YA MOVES!
Joined
Jan 10, 2011
Location
On the midnight Spirit Train going anywhere
Azure, I think you meant "forget my life". ;)
* Azure Sage headdesks
<Azure Sage> **** my life
<Azure Sage> Because a negative x positive = neg
<JuicieJ> Yeah, you walked into a trap
<Azure Sage> You're right
<Azure Sage> ****
<Azure Sage> Ohshi wait
<Azure Sage> I screwed up the math
<JuicieJ> Yours is -2
<Azure Sage> Wait
<Azure Sage> Ha
<Violet> :P
<Azure Sage> I'm still stronger than you
<Violet> Azure's level is 99999999999999999999999999.
<Azure Sage> Mine is 1 then
<Azure Sage> I sowwy
<JuicieJ> My power level is -1, Azure
<Azure Sage> Vio it's okay
<Violet> Well
<Violet> CALM THE HECK DOWN.
<Azure Sage> lol Krash
<JuicieJ> Fail, K4
<Wolf Sage> 1006?
<Azure Sage> My power level is always going to be twice what ev er you say yours is
<Krazy4Krash> 1009?
<JuicieJ> :right:
<JuicieJ> You can't stop me
<JuicieJ> My power level is 1006 upside-down
 

Violet Link

takumi was a mistake and so are the S supports
Joined
Feb 18, 2012
Location
insert fictional world
7:59 AM <Violet> oh lol
7:59 AM <Vanessa28> No I am still awake
Zorth Answered in thread : Weird Dreams
Violet_Dragon Answered in thread : Do You Talk About and Make Fun of People Behind Their Backs?
7:59 AM <Violet> VEE JUST HAD INSOMNIA!
7:59 AM <Dan> I doubt it
7:58 AM <Violet> lol
7:58 AM <jimmy.f27> I think Vanessa may have just fallen asleep
7:58 AM <octorok74> I usually lie awake and recap my day before I doze off.
7:57 AM <Violet> I read a novel,then I fell asleep without any reason.
7:57 AM <Zorth> lol maybe it is
7:57 AM <octorok74> That's nice though Vanessa. You don't have to bother with trying to sleep then.
7:56 AM <jimmy.f27> Radiation poisoning?
7:56 AM <Violet> lol
7:56 AM <Vanessa28> When I go to bed I am gone in less than a minute
7:56 AM <Dan> sexy
7:56 AM <Zorth> the only positive thing about this crap is that I can get more stuff done
7:56 AM <Vanessa28> I can sleep like 15 hours (ridiculous I know buit it is an example) wake up for 3 hours and sleep like 11 hours after that again
7:56 AM <jimmy.f27> I think that's it
7:56 AM <Spirit of Rutela> Narcolepsy?
7:55 AM <Vanessa28> Well I can sleep for hours and wake up and go to bed and sleep for hours again
7:55 AM <octorok74> That sounds painful.
7:55 AM <jimmy.f27> i forget what its called
7:55 AM <jimmy.f27> There is a condition when you randomly drop and fall asleep


We're talking about insomnia...and...lol.
 

Vanessa28

Angel of Darkness
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Jan 31, 2010
Location
Yahtzee, Supernatural
Gender
Angel of Darkness
It is party time when Laz arrives :D

2:09 AM <Azure Sage> ... I need an adult?
2:09 AM <jimmy.f27> Hi Laz
2:08 AM <Vanessa28> You are good at it
2:08 AM <lazarusryu> Especially in bed
Din's Fire Answered in thread : Favorite Type of Cheese?
2:08 AM <Vanessa28> You always seem to sneak in baby
2:08 AM <lazarusryu>
2:08 AM <lazarusryu> VANESSSA!
2:08 AM <Vanessa28> LAZ!!!!!!!!!!
2:08 AM <octorok74> Oh, that is funny Vio.
2:07 AM <Vanessa28> I can't believe I am older than ZD
2:07 AM <lazarusryu> The site is an old fart
2:07 AM <Violet> I can't believe that ZD is older than me!
Violet_Dragon Answered in thread : Favorite Type of Cheese?
2:07 AM <Violet> oh lol
 

Sydney

The Good Samaritan
Joined
Mar 20, 2012
Location
Canberra, Australia
Keef, you need to start acting like a man. I can't hold your purse for you forever. #realtalk

[4:20:37 PM] Arkvoodle: Did you know that Keef was just beaten up by Shaniqua Bonquiqui Lashandra Evans the fifth?
[4:20:45 PM] Arkvoodle: Arkvoodle (Shaniqua) beats up Keef
[4:20:53 PM] Ganondork: Ganondork cries
 

Dan

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Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
Yeah they finally started talking about childre, it's on the next level now. ;) wait when's the marriage...

[20/08/2012 02:49:09] Vanessa: I save everything else for you :*
[20/08/2012 02:49:45] Vanessa: I always worry about your head boy ;)
[20/08/2012 02:50:50] Lazarusryu: Not anymore since we're no longer using birth-control (inlove)
[20/08/2012 02:51:55 | Edited 02:52:08] Vanessa: I am perfectly fine with it. Just let us work on little Laz and vanessa
[20/08/2012 02:52:13] Vanessa: (inlove)
[20/08/2012 02:52:27] Lazarusryu: (inlove)
[20/08/2012 02:54:32] Vanessa: I won't mind to have 3 or 4 little laz's walkimg around (inlove)
[20/08/2012 02:55:04] Lazarusryu: At our rate, we'll have 7 or 8 (inlove)
 

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