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Jon hands the shop keeper the two silver and then puts his arm around the woman's shoulders. "You know what? How about I show you our flying ship?" He quickly raises and lowers his eyebrows.

Jon spots Veseere when she is yelled at. He draws his hand through his hair and walks up to her. "Hi girl, how about you let me pay for your apple and then let me buy you a drink."

Jon gasps over the top intensely in surprise for about ten seconds. He was still slightly on the flower.

"Who's Joh?" Jon asks very curiously.

"I know," Jon replies sadly. "And that's a damn shame!"

"The question is though: Do they have great pumpkin pie?" Jon asks drooling.

Irritated Jon slaps the pipe back into his own hand and puts it back in his pocket. "Fine," he says shortly before moving on to collect some fruit.

Jon walks ashore. He takes his pipe out of his pocket and a small white flower out of another pocket. He then puts the flower in the pipe and lights it. "It's been far too long, my dear friend," he speaks quietly as he starts smoking it.

Jon swings down from atop the mast with a rope and prepares.

"I see a small island to starboard. Not sure what kinda island it is though, and whether or not it's inhabited."

Jon sits in the bird's nest half daydreaming, wondering who the heck Rut is.

Jon sits atop the bird's nest and nibbles on his pumpkin pie.

Jon climbs back up in the crow's nest to keep watch.

Jon hadn't been to the Shadowlands since his days as a pirate captain. But that was long ago; before he discovered the white flower. Being among a ship crew again made him feel the same excitement that he used to feel in his heyday. "So what would you have me do, Terra?" he asks. "How can this...

"Did I now?" Jon mutters. "Well I can't really complain. Anyway, tell me, captain, what's our current mission?"

Jon grabs the pie grumpily and digs in. "Mmm this is tasty," he says, still grumpy.

"You mean to say we have no purpose other than transporting stuff...?" Jon asks in shocking disappointment. This gif explains his face right now:

"Name's Jon, actually," Jon starts. "Now explain to me the purpose of this trek."

"Sobriety?" Jon exclaims. "I never drink." He walks up to Roy. "Are you the captain?"

Jon wakes up after having slept in the crow's nest for a few hours. He sits up cautiously and looks around. "Where am I...?" he thinks to himself. He looks down and sees that he's on a large ship. "Oh shoot, how did I end up back on a big ship like this?" Jon grabs a rope and slides down it to...

Jon climbs up in the crow's nest and falls asleep. He sleeps very heavily.

"Hey!" Jon exclaims. "I'm not drunk! In fact, you're drunk." He points at Evan. He then strolls over to Annisa. "Ya know, little lady, I have a very lovely flower that might interest you. I'm willing to share it with your pretty face." He winks at her.

"I'm getting sleepy. Does anyone know where I can find the bathroom around here?"

"Wow did you feel that? That was like the quickest rain shower I've ever experienced!"

Jon looks up at Evan from his crouching position over the canon ball. "RUDE!" he says defensively. "Just because he's a little bit round."

Jon thinks the canon ball is a person so he rushes over to where it landed. "Oh gee man, are you alright?" he asks the canon ball in desperation.

Jon stands up and walks back over to them. "Ah, making friends with the enemy. That's another good strategy. My names's..." At that moment Jon randomly throws up in his mouth. He manages to keep his mouth sealed, but his cheeks get filled with vomit that he quickly swallows back down before...

"They're already giving you orders, Joe," Jon says to Roy. "We need to play this cool now. Just do what I'm doing." Jon starts running toward the exit of the tavern but he runs right into a worker carrying a lot of empty bottles so they both fall over and the bottles break on the floor. "Who the...

Jon rushes over to Roy and and whispers desperately into his ear: "Don't listen to him, my friend! He just wants you to clean his room for him! There's still time for you to get out of this utterly sticky situation. I'll distract him so you can escape alive."

"What one mother flipping minute here..." Jon says quietly to himself as he sits on the chair. He then stands up and speaks in a louder voice. "We're in a tavern, aren't we?! This is no bazar. I freaking called it!" He looks at Terra. "They who are you? Please don't tell me you're my son!"

"Signing papers for pumpkin pie... What's the world come to?" Jon mumbles to himself. "Oh alright then, I'll do it. But only because I'm a starving man." He signs the paper with his really bad handwriting. It looks more like it says "Duh" than "Jon".

Jon docks at the close by island that's larger than his own. Several people live here and it's got a tower, a bazar, a school and a tavern among other things. Jon walks straight into the tavern, thinking it's the bazar. Once inside he walks around in there, looking for the pumpkin pie. He looks...

Lying in his bed smoking was making Jon very hungry. He walks into his little kitchen and realizes to his surprise that he has no food left! He would kill for some delicious pumpkin pie right now and his only way to get one was to travel to the nearest island big enough to have a bazar. Jon gets...

Jon is lying in his messy bed inside his small house on his little island. He's smoking his white flower in a pipe and he's feeling swell. He wonders to himself why someone had ripped off his front door and then put it back up-side-down. In reality it was just a poster that he kept on the inside...