Ember:Granted, but now you go deaf because all the videos you watch were at full volume.
Yuna: Granted, but now your bored.
I wish for a puppy made of happiness.
(By the way, stop adding something to the wish. Make up a new one)
Granted, but now no one likes you because you're a happy freak!(ninja'd)
Ember: Granted, but you go blind from staring at the computer too long.
I wish for a pie that brings me eternal good luck and it can't be stolen or destroyed.
Granted, but now you never want to leave the computer, and you eventually go crazy, because you glued the computer to yourself so you would never lose it.
I wish for a pie that brought me erternal good luck.
Granted,but your now in a movie that makes you pay and all you have is a monkey that hates you.
I wish for the person that is next not to corrupt this wish in any way.
Granted,but she turns out to secretly be a link balloon that comes to life,and trust me,I've corrupted that wish,it was a brutal beatdown.
I wish Chuck Norris would do anything I say and he never tried to hurt me or get revenge.
Granted,but the corrupting was not corrupting,and the non-corrupting is corrupted,and it breaks open the fabrics of space and time and the world ends.
I wish for a dancing walrus.
Granted,but I threw it in the toilet before I gave it to you.
I wish I had the power to transform into any animal I could get the Dna of.
Got ninja'd.But there is no wish to corrupt now.
Granted,but THG slaps you for taking her wish and she eats the cookie which is made of pandas and eats it,then she pukes on it.
I wish there were more than 1 good show on Nickelodeon.
Ninja'd again.For Phlegm,granted,but you die every 3.5 seconds.
Granted,but the corrupting was not corrupting,and the non-corrupting is corrupted,and it breaks open the fabrics of space and time and the world ends.
I wish for a mix of a turnip and a lemur.
Edit: got ninja'd.For Cowum,granted,but you faint.
Granted,but you die on a pojo stick while watching a flick when it's your nose you pick by a knife thats slick and a bloodsucking tick.Word.
I wish I was a top selling musical artist with a bunch of #1 billboard hits that prevent me from dieing and lasts for 90 years.
Granted,but everything is so perfect,other creatures from other planets come to this planet and the world gets overcrowded by Andalites and Yeerks (I like Animorph books)
I wish for a suit that made me impervious to all types of pain.
Edit:Ninja'd
For Viper:
Granted,but now everyone mobs...
For enemytracker:
Granted,but you get roundhouse kicked by chuck norris while in charge.
For lozzykate:
Granted,but it takes the rest of your life.
I wish for my own private oasis.
Granted,but now you have to go back to kindergarden.
I wish I could spend one day in the Stone Tower temple.
P.S.The currency in the turnip palace is tures.The symbol is *.$7,000,000 is equal to *3,500,000.You've learned a lesson.
I'm glad you liked my corrupting.
Moving on.Granted,but then the stride people think it's stride gum and when you spit the first won out,they destroy you.
I wish for a pet panda.
Granted,but the game lords change your look so you look like a bunny and you explode.
I wish I could design a robot master and it will be featured in Megaman 11.
Granted,but they replace the limit with a 1000 character limit and replaces your sword with cheese.
I wish the Banjo-Kazooie series was on Virtual Console.
Granted,but every word is spelled wrong and the computer laughs at you which causes you to cower and hide in a corner holding a teddy bear.
I wish I got to sing man in the mirror with a lemur named Ringo while riding a unicycle in a dress(the unycycles in a dress.)
Edit: I got ninja'd
Granted,but you realized they did a month ago and a Zorark kills you for thinking hehasn't been anounced.
I wish I had 30000 watts on my pokewalker.I think I know how people will corupt this.