Corrupt a wish!

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

ok, but they're cat eggs. (that makes NO sense)

i wish i would stop ninja-ing people

 

[Bluelink6]

granted, but now you're so slow on the uptake that the wordl passes you by.

I wish those 10 posts hadn't appeared after I made my post to someone elses post about being a ninja.

 

[bds1110]

Granted, but your computer crashes.

I wish I had a copy of Zelda Wii and locked myself in a safe (with a food supply/air holes) and beat the game before anyone else ever got it.

 

[Epwna]

Granted, but you die 8 milleseconds afterwards.

I wish I had a Chicken Fajita.

 

[bds1110]

Granted, but you later find out that terrorists have planted a bomb in the chicken and you have 10 hours to live.

I wish that world peace was a reality.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but the ants will become more intellingent, have atomics bombs and ka-boom the world in 2012.



EDIT: I WISH FOR PANCAKES.

 

[bds1110]

Granted, but the pancakes are horribly raw; you can not eat them.

I wish for some smart person to make me a good siggy. (I can't do those!)

 

[Bluelink6]

Granted, But then they sue you for using it using a lopphole.

I wish to find out what I want to ifnd out which Im not going to say...

 

[Epwna]

Granted, but I know what it is and I it terrofies you once I corrupt it.....

I wish that there was bacon in my soup.

 

[bds1110]

Granted, but it's a live pig.

I wish I had bacon. XD

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

But you feel so guilty about eating it, that you turn into a vegan! Ha!

I wish I had a better singing voice.

 

[bds1110]

But you break all of the nearby glass with your voice and suffer minor injuries from cuts.

I wish Nintendo gave us a surprise and released Zelda Wii today.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but the title still stays unknown for all eternity!

I wish I didn't have to practice my violin.

 

[bds1110]

Granted, but your violin blows up in your face.

I wish I could play the violin.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you have to play it every moment of your life, in other words, you are forced to practice it every moment. Good Luck

I wish I could have contacts instead of glasses.