Corrupt a wish!

[Flute Boy]

you didnt make a wish! so i wish for you! i wish

that i had another wish so i could wish for another wish that allowed me to wish for the wish of a wishing well.

 

[Alex_Da_Great]

Granted. But the wish that you wished wished for another wish whiched wished for wishing on a wishing well was wishing forever. You wished for it to stop but wishing a wish did not work so you commited suicide!

I wish I was Link and I defeated Ganondorf from evil.

 

[Flute Boy]

that wording makes no sense to me... i just- how do you defeat someone from evil? whatever, like in WW, a fell wind blows and he rises again, the he teams up with shadow link, bellum, malladus, majora and vatti to completly take over the world.

i wish the girl in the ZW pic was not the incarnation/spirit of the master sword.

 

[yann]

She turns out to be the spiritual embodiment of the Master Sword.

I this new Zelda Wii would take forever to be released.

 

[TheSerpent]

Granted, but they didn't understand what "I this" means so they decided not to release it at all.

I wish that my wish wouldn't be a wish that would wish me to corrupt the wish that wished mine to be wished as a corrupted wish, therefore wishing my wish into the realm of wishes that were wished to be wished to be corrupted wishes.

 

[Flute Boy]

yes, but now you have wasted a wish, and gained what is known as a "missed opportunity"

i wish for a mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Jmonkey71]

Granted, but they didn't know what you ment by that, so they wind up giving u a fine of $1,000,000,000. I wish that I had a pet monkey.

 

[Epwna]

Granted but he throws poop and coconuts at you.

I wish that the link in my sig was a link to the past.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted but said Link is depicted in a few ways that I would be breaking the rules by detailing, and you get permabanned for it.

I wish I could figure out where to start my fanfic.

 

[Jmonkey71]

Granted, but you find a place that has absolutely no views whatsoever. I wish i could see a hilarious fight between Link and Fox.

 

[Austin]

Granted, but you become so enveloped within your fan fic that you begin to think that it's reality and are incarcerated in an asylum.

Crap, forgot a wish. Ummm...... I wish Metroid Prime 2 wasn't so friggin difficult.

Crap again. I've been ninja'd.

 

[Flute Boy]

jmonkey- granted, but it is between two noobs on ssbb
pjdep- granted, it has no difficulty, because it no longer exists

i wish i could atain hylian knight status... hey! this is my 40th post today!

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but it turns out Hylian Knights have a lot more work than you thought, and you go crazy from the obscene amount of work you must do.

I wish I had a lvl 4 sword with which to destroy the fifty character limit.

 

[Flute Boy]

granted, but people begin to post through all the other rules to, and the site crashes forever.

i wish i could have the awesomest sig ever!

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but they replace the limit with a 1000 character limit and replaces your sword with cheese.

I wish the Banjo-Kazooie series was on Virtual Console.