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Zelda Dungeon Chronicles

Chapter 1:

Far below the surface of Zelda Dungeon in the accursed pits of THEBESTZDERS, an ancient and very keen evil was stirring.
The darkest of all masters.
The Master of all things dark.
The one and only, DARK MASTER.

He had big plans to take over the Dungeon gaming network.
Oh, and he really needed to buy a new cape. His old red one wasn't evil enough.
Dark entered his castle,and headed towards Snow's Keen Memes and Fashion.

"Welcome to Snow's Keen Memes. Where every meme is pretty keen.
How may I help you?" Snow's Assistant, Ari asked.

"I'm looking for a cape. It needs to be black,and also very keen." DARK replied.

"Well, that's what we specialize in. I'll get right on that."

Ari returned a bit later with a very black cape. DARK payed her, and left the shop. He went into his royal council room, to continue finishing his plan.

"Now, listen up everyone," he told the rest of the council,"Here is my plan.
We gather a small army of memes,then we head towards Emdee. We get there just before a flame war starts. Half of the army shall continue forward, and the other half shall invade the shoutbox."

The council spoke among itself for a minute,before the leader spoke up.
"But, my lord,you have made a grave oversight. Surely you have not forgotten Repentance?"

"Of course not...not after he banished me here."

"But you have forgotten the power he holds."

"We shall figure something out on the way. I will also need to get a small army of Scum to defend against any town members."

"Very well. It seems everyone is in agreement then?"

The lights faded out,and the scene shifted to General Dee City...
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Chapter 2:


In the land of General Dee, a young girl was going about her business in town. A man walked up to her.
"IT IS TO RISK YOUR SAFETY AND LIFE IF YOU WALK AND OR RUN WITHOUT AN AQUAINTANCE. PLEASE ACCEPT THIS OBJECT THAT I GIVE YOU!"

"Um...okay." The girl said,taking the object.

She headed toward a secluded building. When she went inside,she was greeted by another person. "Oh Hello. Are you here for the meeting?"

"Yes, King."

"What's the password?"

"King, you know it's me. Just let me in."

"Sorry, Zelda. Lexy warned me that the Mafiascum are getting more restless by the day. I must abide by security precautions."

"Fine. The password is MODIFY!"

King stepped aside, and let Zelda13 in. She entered a room with a table and chairs around it. Several other people were seated. She could make out Lexy, Luna, Hylia, Canary, and Snow. And someone looking through the window...

"Hero, what are you doing out there?"

"King wouldn't let me in. He said something about the meeting being Girls-only. Deku Nut couldn't get in either."

"Oh." She keenly opened the window and let Hero and Deku in. They all sat
down.

"So,what is today's topic?" Luna asked.
"Ooh, please be about Link!" Lexy cried.

"Today the topic is...Turning Traitor!" Lemmy Yelled.
"Gah! Lemmy, where did you come from?"

"Oh, I came through the window.
Now, we suspect someone has turned traitor.
Hey, don't look at me. Our contact-"

"You mean Twenty-Seven." Hero Noted.

"Um..yea. He has mentioned that the traitor iiiiiiiiiis-"

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT EPISODE
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"'Liek I think it is Snow.
Vote:Snow Queen"

"Who, me?! I all I've been doing is playing persona 4!"

"Never doubt the contact. He knows his stuff."

"OBJECTION! I refuse to be framed as a traitor. The vote tally hasn't even been filled."
Snow Queen left before anyone else accused her.
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She headed into a dark,lonely building.
She hit a button that was inside.
A screen appeared.
She clicked PM.
"MASTER, they are onto me. What should I do?"

"Get the heck out of there. But first gather all of the mafiascum here. Or at least Godfather Mezlo."

TO BE CONTINUED.
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"Welcome,Snow. It seems you need our help." Mezlo began after Snow tried to get him.
"But what guarantee do I have you wont report us to the Admin council."

"You have my Keeness."

"Very well. I shall send my troops to Dark."

"But what about Canary? She'll surly inform the King." Snow Queen Warned.
"I see where that could be a problem...well,it's time to bring out the big guns." Mezlo said.
"Surely you don't mean-"
"Yes. It's time for straight up Ezlo."

Little did they know,some sort of bird was watching their every move...
 
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The bird quickly flew away. She headed towards Hucklebery Castle.
She entered the throne room,where King was sitting on his throne.
The was suddenly engulfed into a blue tornado. In a matter of seconds the tornado was gone,and a girl was standing in the bird's place.

"I bring urgent news, M'lord."

"Ah. I've been wondering where you flew off to, Canary. What is the news?"

"That one queen from the frozen north is a traitor. And Mezlo is also preparing a super weapon."

"You don't mean-"

"Yes. Straight up Ezllo."

"Oh dear..."

"We should inform the council."

"Good idea."

Blue Canary transformed back, and the two started heading towards the Admin Room.
 
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"Lord Mases, we have a terrible problem." King said after they entered the Admin room.

"SPEAK." Mases said.

"Well, sir," Canary began,"Mezlo is going to unleash the destructive forces of Straight up Ezlo on us!"

"YOU DON'T MEAN-"

"Yes, a powerful Super weapon."

"I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE A PROMLEM. I SHALL SEND A SMALL ARMY TO STOP HIM. KING SHALL LEAD. CANARY SHALL BE HIS RIGHT HAND MAN...ERR...BIRD?...LADY?....YOU GET THE IDEA."

"Understood. But could you please turn off Caps Lock? It's Hurting my ears." King Replied.

"BUT IT MAKES ME SOUND IMPOSING...Fine. Now,your soldiers shall be awaiting outside the throne room. Run along."

Canary transformed again,and the two started heading out.
After walking back to King's Throne room,they saw the "Army".
"This is an army?! This is Five people!" King said,Enraged.

"Um, seven peeple, Kung. If youu count yourself and Blue." 27 said.
"What are you doing here,Brother?"
"Well, Lemmy said you were leading an army...and how could I refuse to her?"
"Uuuuuh...fine. Aaaaaanyways...Canary, did you bring a battle map?"

Canary became a girl again,and pulled a map out of her cloak. She set it down on a table that appeared out of nowhere and unrolled it. Everyone studied it.

"I think the best course of action would be to head towards the...giant green parrot hat, and attack it."
Canary told the troops.

"That's no Parrot. That a bird station." Lemmy noted.

"Actually,it's a llama named Paul." Avagon said.

"I'm pretty sure I know my birds." Canary said.
"Hum? Oh yes, very Pr-...oh. Yes,men. She knows her birds. Now just listen to the plan." King said.

A bit later,the troops were nearly arriving at Ezlo's battlefield.
"Now Remember men, Stay keen,and you stay alive. Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be splintered! A Sword Day, a red day! 'Ere the sun rises!"

Then all of the sudden, a giant bird hat appeared.
"SKVAWK! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" The bird started shooting lasers out of its sunglasses.

The army advanced, and the lasers flew towards them...

TO BE CONTINUED.
 
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"Are you ok, Lemmy?" 27 Asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine. A bit burnt though."
"Don't worry, I'll help you feel better."

"Woah dude!" Avagon exclaimed," What happened to your voice?!

"Oh, I actually sound like this. But it's a secret to everyone except Lemmy...and you now."
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DARK MASTER Glared at Mezlo.
"What we're you thinking?! I never said to unleash that...thing!"

"You mean-"

"Whatever! Now I'll have to take care of this error."

"Someone is Grumpy today..."
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King hit the beast. "I shall not allow you to hurt my kingdom."
"Wow...you sure have gotten dramatic..." Rhizardon said.

Canary and Rhizardon went over to help King.
 
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"Oh he'll see I'm not error-d. SUE, use Self Destruct!"

STRAIGHT UP EZLO USED SELF DESTRUCT!
IT WAS SUPER KEEN!

"Skvawk! Time to go boom!"

The beast exlploded. Everyone was thrown back.
That's when everything went black.
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King opened his eyes, he was in some sort of tent. Then he saw someone that looked a lot like Samus.
"Avagon? What happened?"

"Sir, you were all injured when that thing exploded."

"You mean-"

"Yes, Straight up Ezlo. I advise you get some rest."

"Where...where is Canary?"

"Tent-room 4. She was also injured. But I shall fix you all up."

"Just let me check up on he- The Troops. My Peeple's safety is of utmost importance."

"Well...okay I guess..."

King got up and started to leave. Avagon put his hand on King's shoulder.
"And, Sir, they'll be okay. I'll make sure of it."

"Thanks avagon..."

King exited the room.
 
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SPECIAL EPISODE 1:LLAMAS IN BIRD HATS

"Carl, there are probably dead people in that tent." DARK said.
"Oh, hey...how did they get there?" Mezlo said.
"Caaaarl! What did you do?
"Me, uh I didn't do this."
"Explain what happened."
"I've never seen them before in my life."
"Why did you kill these people,Carl?"
"I did not kill these people. That is my least favorite thing to do."
"Explain what happened."
"Alright. Well, I was in my base.
Reading a book, and I summoned a giant hat ,and I had him blow those people up."

"Caaaaaarl! That kills people!"
"Oh, well I didn't know that."
"How could you not know that?"
"Yeah I'm in the wrong here, I'm awesome."
 
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