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Your Favorite Form of the Humble Potato

Your favorite way to eat potatoes?

  • Uh, mashed potatoes, obviously!

    Votes: 6 35.3%
  • You're crazy, baked potatoes are the best!

    Votes: 5 29.4%
  • No, french fries (and other variants)!

    Votes: 8 47.1%
  • Hashbrowns!

    Votes: 5 29.4%
  • Oven roasted!

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • Potato salad!

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • Potato chips!

    Votes: 2 11.8%
  • Raw.

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • Fools, it's OBVIOUSLY [something else].

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • I can't choose just one! It's potato mayhem!

    Votes: 2 11.8%

  • Total voters
    17

Daku Rinku

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If you make them badly, maybe. McDonald's hashbrowns taste like salty styrofoam.

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Maniacal Ezlo

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If a single soul votes raw I will know exactly who to watch out for on this forum.

Besides my mom, who is an anomaly that's always eaten raw potatoes as if it's the most normal thing ever.
OK so in my high school french class, we had a teacher who was like super dry but also funny as hell. Anyway one day we coerced him into letting us have a potluck in class. Everybody brings things like chips, fruit, baking, pizza, etc. This ****er comes walking in 3 minutes late carrying this massive sack of potatoes. Just plain raw potatoes.

The class collectively asks what the hell kind of **** he's smoking. He then, with no hesitation, reaches in, grabs a potato, and takes a big bite like it was an apple.

You gotta know him to understand why that was one of the funniest moments of my life.
 

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