You Know You've Played Too Much LOZ When...

[SavageWizzrobe]

You think KFC stands for Kakariko Fried Cucco.

 

[Triforce King]

You think KFC stands for Kakariko Fried Cucco.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

You share an unrelated picture just cause someone in it is wearing a LOZ shirt.

 

[Swordbomb]

You name yourself after Link being awesome and want to marry him, despite having an IRL boyfriend.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU, @LinkIsSexy! YOU CAN'T HIDE IT.

 

[HeroOfTime]

You say "HEY! LISTEN!" in a high-pitched voice to get someone's attention.

Yeah. Done it.

...When you smash everything in your house, leave your house, and upon re-entering it, are surprised to find out that it has not all magically repaired itself.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

In the back of your mind, you know there are other things you should be doing at the moment, but you're sitting on your butt replaying TP for the nth time.

 

[A Link In Time]

When you take a rod to the beach and point it at the ground, hoping it'll make sand castles for you.

 

[Swordbomb]

You think that a pair of little gold bracelets will let even the tiniest of kids lift rocks the size of cars.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

The sight of unlit bombs when you cut the grass or accidentally break a container does not disturb you in the slightest.

 

[Swordbomb]

You think that a massive leaf can work as a parachute.

 

[Masked Bastard]

You cosplay Link, get excited when you see Mario, and expect to get put on trash cans, bedsheets, lunchboxes, and breakfast cereal

 

[Swordbomb]

When fire an arrow at the morning sun and expect to get a magical fire addition to your arrows.

 

[Spirit]

When no girl you meet in life going to compare to the love you have for TP Zelda or True Form Midna

 

[Swordbomb]

When no girl you meet in life going to compare to the love you have for TP Zelda or True Form Midna

I can tell I haven't played LoZ too much then, because of Bri b...


When you break a key every single time you unlock a door, and you NEVER lock doors.

 

[Mrtorch]

When you open birthday presents and quietly hum the opening chest jingle.