You Know You've Played Too Much LOZ When...

[Frozen Chosen]

when a fairy starts following you around and asks you to listen.

 

[onebizarrekai]

When you call your little brother Link by accident. Frequently.

 

[Farore's Chosen]

When you pop in your Oot game and say Hey Ocarina! To the tune of Macarena :p

 

[Sheik]

When you get kicked out of pottery class for destruction of property.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

You tend to spend 85% of the time checking Link out and 15% actually playing.

 

[Farore's Chosen]

When you march to the tune of your imaginary Bremen mask in public

 

[LinkIsSexy]

The only reason your hands are calloused is from years and years of handling various controllers.

 

[onebizarrekai]

it's all you can easily write fanfictions about

 

[LinkIsSexy]

Your friends all come to you when they get stuck.

 

[Fiery Klongo]

I stay up all night playing a Zelda game with great joy and enthusiasm, even though I have played that game many times before!

 

[Heroine of Winds]

When you can't stop staring at Young Link's adorable blue eyes.

(And yes, I'm also a sucker for characters with blue or green eyes. This is coming from someone with blue eyes herself.)

 

[Masked Bastard]

You drink a Red Bull, grab a sword, and expect to shoot lasers out of it

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

When you run a marathon, you choose to either roll or run backwards instead, thinking you'll go faster.

 

[Link Floyd]

When you see a mask in a store and expect to gain a certain power when you put it on.

 

[Heroine of Winds]

When you can't stop buying Zelda merchandise. Seriously, it keeps on growing.