You Know You Play Too Much Zelda When...

[HeroOfTime98]

I know there's probably a LOT of these about,but I don't think I've seen one lately so I thought I'd start one.

(This is how it works for anyone that doesn't know.)
You know you play too much Zelda when :
1. You only drink Milk or Red/Blue liquids.
2. You get arrested for breaking into someone's house and smashing all their pots and chicken abuse.
3. You manage to escape from "The Gerudo Jail".
4. Whenever you see a big tree,you attempt to talk to it so you can begin your quest for the Spiritual Stones.
5. You are terrified of wells.
6. You are terrified of chickens.
etc.

Also,do tell if you've done any of the things you post,I've done a couple.

 

[Vanessa28]

There is one like this in the Forum games. For now I lock.

Edit: I reopen it because I don't see the topic right now

 

[MonkeyFightSquad]

When all you think about is how scary Redeads are.

 

[Azure Sage]

When you jump off of a high cliff and use an action roll to survive completely unharmed.

 

[univpark]

When you draw Link for your friend because he needs a poster for his room and he wants a Zelda one but he can't draw.

 

[Sydney]

You hide behind your friends and wiggle your tongue behind their ears like a creeper. Then you suggest they have a fine evening filled with diamonds and bananas.

 

[Mangachick14]

7: when you have nightmares of your friends being devoured by a pine cone with teeth.

8: when you scream every time you jump.

 

[Sirmat]

Dun DUN DAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

[Naga]

When you trample chickens at a horse riding lesson

When you buy tikki torches and stick them into the ground near each other and light them in an attempt to get a piece of heart.

 

[The Jade Fist]

When you realize you don't have enough rupees to fill your car with gas.

 

[TR8364]

When every-time you open something that has a lid that hinges upward you shout DA DA DA DAAAA!!

 

[LumiGem]

When you start drinking and catching things through jars.

 

[Night Owl]

When you kill your cat because you think it might be a Remlit.

 

[Trio the Punch]

When you start purchasing jewelry and weapons from old men in caves [NOTE: This may also be indicative of meth use]

 

[Night Owl]

When you randomly shout: Just shut up already you stupid fairy. (Note a trip to a mental asylum may result if you do this enough times)