Why the person above you would be arrested

[ectoBiologist]

Arrested for attempting to throw over the human race and consume this world with the power of the sea.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Arrested for attempting to throw over the human race and consume this world with the power of the sea.

Arrested for not joing the Cthulhu Cult, theres a free mug for joining us so no excuses

 

[ectoBiologist]

Arrested for not joing the Cthulhu Cult, theres a free mug for joining us so no excuses

Arrested for lying, as I am a veteran member of the Cthulhu Cult, and make sure to sacrifice 3 non-believers via drowning to you everyday.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Arrested for lying, as I am a veteran member of the Cthulhu Cult, and make sure to sacrifice 3 non-believers via drowning to you everyday.

Arrested for not sacrificing enough non believers, Mandate is 13 daily

 

[ectoBiologist]

Arrested for not sacrificing enough non believers, Mandate is 13 daily

Arrested for being an unfair boss, and working me like a slave. I demand better working conditions!

 

[Jirohnagi]

Arrested for being an unfair boss, and working me like a slave. I demand better working conditions!

Arrested for not knowing what a cult is, also 13 people a day is easy, you are just lazy also we don't give you working conditions. Feel free to leave the cult, but don't worry a cultist WILL visit

 

[DekuNut]

Arrested for devouring the souls of the living

 

[Zelda18]

For having super speed and being an illegal vigilante.

 

[ectoBiologist]

Arrested for impersonating all 14 other Zeldas.

 

[Zelda18]

For being a ghost

 

[12345]

Arrested for not saying "arrested".

 

[DekuNut]

For using blue text

 

[12345]

Arrested for omitting "arrested" and for mistaking cyan for blue.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Arrested for having a birthday the day after my sister

 

[12345]

Arrested because your sister had her birthday a day before I did. She is not charged for this blasphemy, however.