I'm currently learning Java, which is going very smoothly. It's a useful language for a beginning programmer, but it's kind of convoluted and doesn't actually have as many real-world applications as it's made out to have. I'm also fairly proficient in Python, but that's really not saying much since it's basically pseudocode. Quite useful though.
I know a little bit of visual basic... which barely counts as it practically codes itself. Other than that, I took a COBOL course in college... because apparently I hate myself. A couple of my friends are professional programmers. I always got them to do stuff for me.