Wilton would invite him in and give him a hot cup of coffee.
WWYDI you were in your underwear and was in a hurry to a very important meeting, and the only way for you to get there in time was to run all the way to the place without putting any clothes on?
Dump it into a house plant without anyone noticing.
WWWYDI You passed a guy on the road that looked just like Link, even had the master sword, but you had to go to an important meeting and the only way to make it in time was to keep driving?