uuuh... pies that bake themselves?
guns that actually go "pew" "pew" instead of "bang!" "bang!"
postcards that actually take you to where your friends are vacationing
holographic clothing
The Worst Idea Ever(tm)
Cars that don't actually drive themselves but pull over on their own when you're driving like an idiot.
SPAAAAAACE!!
SUB SPAAAAAAAAAACE!!
dark matter you can play with like liquid mercury but is probably just as unhealthy to
Orange juice that tastes like the color orange
pretzels that twist themselves
10 item lists that count themselves for when you're too lazy to keep track