Vending Machine

[The Shadow]

Out comes a Kokiri

I put in a deku scrub

 

[Hylian Knight]

Out comes a Deku Shield

I put in a Giant's Wallet.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Out comes 5 rupees

I put in my love for Luffy

 

[MikauIncarnate]

In goes Link, and out he comes again with another heart

I put in a blank sheet of paper

 

[Hylian Knight]

You get the Land Title Deed

I put in a Piece of Heart.

 

[MikauIncarnate]

You get an angry blue fairy screaming "You're so stupid! Why didn't you take the heart container! Now you have to go through the whole dungeon again and... oh wait, you're not link."

I bind and gag navi and shove her in.

 

[Hylian Knight]

You get Tatl

I put in Digdogger.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

You get a recovery heart

I put my soul in

 

[Hylian Knight]

you get bottled and Link drinks you.

I put in Takkuri.

I'm going to stop and let othe people have a turn for awhile.

 

[The Shadow]

You get a roats chicken

I put in DigDug

 

[i-am-link]

Out comes guDgiD.

I put in babygoku and I.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Out comes you and Saria

I put me and Luffy in

 

[Hylian Knight]

Out comes Deja Vu.

I Jim Leader of the Bombers Gang.

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Out comes a bomb

I put in a green rupee hoping I get a mnt dew with it

 

[Hylian Knight]

Out comes Sierra Mist

I put the Gilded Sword.