Vending Machine

[The Shadow]

Out comes an orange

I put in Ezlo (Hat form)

 

[13foxes]

Out come Ezlo the Minish.
I put in all the Zelda fans.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

it comes out every grain of sand in the world

i put in a monkey

 

[SheikahWarrior]

out comes the cute monkey from TP with the flower behind it's ear
I put in ME!

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

and it comes out... me?

i out in a cake (that isn't a lye, but a manipulation of the truth)

 

[SheikahWarrior]

out comes cake that is a lie
i put in a carrot with whipped cream on the left hand side

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

and it comes out a microwave

i put in this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdefc689XFo

 

[SheikahWarrior]

and out comes a ninja
i put in the colour red

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

it comes out a new color so beautiful that it brings you to your knees crying. because for once you felt the heartbeat of creation and it was one with your own (I am so poetic)

I wish for a ps3 money

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but then they release a ps4 that is $100 more expensive and nowhere stocks ps3s anymore
i put in Moosh the flying bear

 

[13foxes]

Out comes a banana.
I put in a fox

 

[SheikahWarrior]

out comes Wolf Link and Midna
I put in Beedle

 

[Dr3W21]

Out comes a beetle with Beedle's head.


I put in the Skyward Sword (before it became the Master Sword)

 

[13foxes]

Out comes the mysterious blue figure.
I put in pants.

 

[Ember Incubus]

Out comes Link's Baggy Pants.

I put in a burning giant lion that will eat the person who says what comes out of it.