Urinal or toilet

[Dan]

I was at the supermarket today and went to their public toilets to have a glorious manly pee in the urinal. I approached the urinal and gave the man using the next urinal an affirmative nod and got down to dispatching the glorious river of Dan. Naturally I took a quick glance at my neighbors package as did he do the same to my own, a perfectly normal occurrence in a mans space. Women don't know this but men peeing side by side of one another is one the most powerful and subtle ways us men truly bond.

I pulled up my zip and was quite shocked to hear the toilet flush as I couldn't smell a poo nor do I recall hearing any poo splashes and believe me when I say my memory will recall any type of poo splash. The door to the toilet cubicle opened and there I saw it, glasses, a mouth that looked as though a Nintedo Swtich had been dangled in front of it and shoulders so small a baby could snap them. Me and my pissing neighbor shook our heads. It was clear this "man" used the toilet to pee in even though there were plenty of urinals.

I couldn't help but feel ashamed of this guy. He was clearly insecure and probably had a small package.

So now forum dweller I ask you what you pee in? The urinal, a toilet, or perhaps something else. What do you girls think of men using a toilet to pee in when they can clearly do better with an easier method?

 

[Dizzi]

Toilet as im a girl... using a urinal would be awkwards...

 

[Wazurau]

urinals are weird af toilet

 

[Jirohnagi]

Real men piss on the wall. What kinda weakling are yeh danny?

 

[Dio]

I use a toilet to do a wee in. I'm 6ft 3 buff and got a reasonable sized willy as well. I prefer to sit down when I wee as well as using a proper toilet. In Japan even better when the rim is heated. I like how the body creates a barrier so that the wee particles are not sprayed everywhere like when using a urinal. I like to relax and send a toilet selfie and I like not going to the toilet when I can see others.

Occasionally I go in the bushes if I am desperate but when the option is there for a proper toilet I will take it over the urinal every time.

 

[Ninja]

If I have to pee, I always use the urinal. The only case that I use the toilet for is to either ****, or if all the urinals are taken and I really have to go, I never sit down and pee though. I've never looked at someone else's junk though.

 

[A Link In Time]

I always pee in a urinal in public bathrooms. Public toilets are disgusting. There are way too many guys who miss completely and pee on the floor or don't flush their poop/toilet paper after they're done.

 

[Spiritual Mask Salesman]

Urinals. I'll use the toliet if all the urinals are occupied though, but I'd never sit to piss on a public toliet. Luckily I've never had to take a crap so bad that I had to use a public toliet. I feel bad for women.

 

[mαrkαsscoρ]

every time dan makes a thread it's like a beautiful baby child is being birthed..
I can only really use the urinals if I'm alone or if I really have to go or if stalls are taken, sometime around middle school I started to get anxious on using them and wasn't able to pee, stage freight? I don't know

 

[Spiritual Mask Salesman]

I always felt us males bond more as schoolchildren, going out in the woods and seeing who can pee the furthest.

 

[Jimmu]

I use the toilet 99% of the time unless they're all taken and I am low on time.

Also, I'll use the urinal if it is an arcade game because that is a thing that actually happens.

 

[Krow]

Urinal if it's available, otherwise toilet. Unless it's one of those out-in-the-park type restrooms, then I wait for the urinal, those toilets are something out of a creepypasta.

 

[Dan]

Urinal if it's available, otherwise toilet. Unless it's one of those out-in-the-park type restrooms, then I wait for the urinal, those toilets are something out of a creepypasta.

Some say the poo around the rim of the toilet seat has been there for so long it's gained sentience and bites those that get close. *eerie music plays as the campfire crackles*

 

[Stormageden747]

I just love all threads dan makes.



but yeah urinal

 

[YIGAhim]

Urinal mostly but I am not against using the toilet if the urinals are full.

I know people who can't stand to use urinals though.

Also who tf looks at another dude's dongle when they take pisses?! There is an unspoken contract among all men against this stuff.