Hello, what things do you not forgive.
Me, I don't forgive people drinking my chocolate syrup, I don't forgive people for hitting my car door with their car door, and I especially don't forgive people hurling insults at my family.
1) Chocolate syrup is a sacred thing that turns the disgusting compound that we call milk into a Holy Drink fit for only holy warriors: chocolate milk. If people consume my chocolate syrup, it will lower my life force and my power level, and that is not a good thing..
2) Hitting peoples' car doors is such a dick move I just can't explain it right now. Why would you EVER hit somebody's door? Because you're not paying attention. Sorry, but you're a freaking driver. Drivers are supposed to pay attention. To their surroundings, to themselves, and especially to their cars. If you hit my car door, I will scream at you until YOU are blue in the face from wanting to wet yourself but simply being unable to due to shock. I will not tolerate that madness. It isn't justified for a driver to hit another driver's door. If a passenger does it, I can't really blame them because they aren't focus. But a driver is supposed to be at all times so long as they are within their car's vicinity. ****ing jackasses I swear to God.
3) If you insult my family I will crush you underfoot. I will rain heavenly justice upon you. I will take your belongings and piss all over them. The reasoning is because my family is very important to me. Although the family cell is being destroyed as we speak, what little of it remains has given me Structure and Backbone. Because of my family, I have been able to rise from a level of mental retardation into an average joe schmoe; quite literally, if my parents and siblings weren't there, I would have died premature. Sure, I get mad at my family sometimes. But I never insult them. I might joke around with them. But I don't insult them. They're important to me and they always will be.
Me, I don't forgive people drinking my chocolate syrup, I don't forgive people for hitting my car door with their car door, and I especially don't forgive people hurling insults at my family.
1) Chocolate syrup is a sacred thing that turns the disgusting compound that we call milk into a Holy Drink fit for only holy warriors: chocolate milk. If people consume my chocolate syrup, it will lower my life force and my power level, and that is not a good thing..
2) Hitting peoples' car doors is such a dick move I just can't explain it right now. Why would you EVER hit somebody's door? Because you're not paying attention. Sorry, but you're a freaking driver. Drivers are supposed to pay attention. To their surroundings, to themselves, and especially to their cars. If you hit my car door, I will scream at you until YOU are blue in the face from wanting to wet yourself but simply being unable to due to shock. I will not tolerate that madness. It isn't justified for a driver to hit another driver's door. If a passenger does it, I can't really blame them because they aren't focus. But a driver is supposed to be at all times so long as they are within their car's vicinity. ****ing jackasses I swear to God.
3) If you insult my family I will crush you underfoot. I will rain heavenly justice upon you. I will take your belongings and piss all over them. The reasoning is because my family is very important to me. Although the family cell is being destroyed as we speak, what little of it remains has given me Structure and Backbone. Because of my family, I have been able to rise from a level of mental retardation into an average joe schmoe; quite literally, if my parents and siblings weren't there, I would have died premature. Sure, I get mad at my family sometimes. But I never insult them. I might joke around with them. But I don't insult them. They're important to me and they always will be.