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It took a long time, but I finally got chapter one remade. Here it is:
Marine, the director, jumps into a backroundless area.
“Hi! What’s up?” she said.
“Where in the world am I?” Link said, appearing out of nowhere.
“You’re in my story. Duh.”
Dark Link also appears out of nowhere. “Where is here?”
“No where, yet.”
“Oh no! It’s Dark Link! My nemesis!”
“Nuh uh. Not in this story you aren’t!”
“WHAT!? You mean I can’t be evil!?”
“No, that just means you can’t kill Link or anybody.”
“Aww, crap.”
“And if you try to, I’ll give Link the Megaton Hammer. Remember what happened last time?”
Dark Link shuddered. “Uh huh.”
The director makes everybody appear in South Clock Town.
“What is Clock Town?” Dark Link asked, looking everywhere.
“A town,” Marine replied, crossing her arms. “Don’t you have eyes?”
“Well duh.”
“There’s somebody up there…” Link said looking at the clock tower. “He looks freaky.”
The director jumps to the top of the clock tower and the Skull Kid gets angry.
“Hey, you! Get out of my place!” he yelled.
She winked. “You can’t go ordering the director around, y’know.”
Marine snapped her fingers and that freaky Skull Kid wearing a mask flies to the swamp.
“Who was that?” Dark Link wondered.
“Our enemy. That mask he was wearing…*He’s using it to curse people. He’s even going to make that moon up there fall on Clock Town in three days.”
Marine jumped down from the Clock Tower. “Before we go and stop him… We need a few more friends.” she said.
Tael, Navi, and Tatl appear in front of Link and he hugs them.
“Guys! It’s been so long!” Link cheered.
“Uh, where do we start first?” Dark Link questioned.
“To the swamp we go,” the director answered.
We all go to the swamp. Skull Kid was lying on the ground.
“YOU JERKS!! Why’d you have to do that!?” he yelled.
Marine rolled her eyes and she snapped her fingers again and sent him back to Clock Town.
“Oh, my, gosh. ZELDA!!!!!” Link shouted once he saw that Zelda appeared out of no where.
“Link!” Zelda cheered and went to hug Link. “Explain to me how I got here and how I’m wearing normal clothes and not a dress?”
“Well, first of all, you’re going to come with us and help us stop Skull Kid from making the moon fall in three days. The first time you’ve come on a quest, right?”
“Yeah! So I get to come along for the first time?”
“Yep.”
“And there’s nobody to capture me?”
“Yeah…*Since there’s only one real villian in this game, who’s just a weak little Skull Kid wearing an evil mask, I doubt you’ll end up getting kidnapped like you usually do.”
“Yippee!”
The group travels to the Deku Palace.
“The Deku Palace? I thought Deku Scrubs were just enemies that sold you stuff when you hit them,” Zelda said, staring at the palace.
“How dare you insult us like that!” one of the Deku Scrubs who was guarding the palace said.
“Hey you. Don’t be talkin’ to me like that. I’m a royal princess.”
“Hey guys. We have to get through,” Marine said.
“Never,” the first said.
“Jerky humans ain’t allowed in this palace,” the second replied.
“Don’t you feel irritated that they insulted you like that?”
“Nope. I’m going to do something else instead. Here, take this and climb up the palace. Don’t question, I have plans…”
The group climbs up the palace and the director breaks the ceiling with a hammer, falling into the monkey’s cage, somehow not gaining the Dekus attention.
The monkey starts making monkey noises.
“What the heck is he saying?” Link said.
“Can they hear us?” Zelda questioned.
“I think I hear talking over there!” the Deku King announced.
“Guys! Stop talking so loud!” the director whispeared, finger over mouth.
“What does this palace have to do with saving the world?” Zelda whispeared.
“In order to stop the moon, we have to break the seal on all the Guardian Giants. They have each been sealed in the places they guard. One in the swamp, one in the mountains, one at the ocean, and on at the canyon,” Marine explained.
“Easy enough to understand.”
“Hey Link, take this.”
Link got the Deku Mask!
“What does it do?” Link asked quietly.
“It turns you into a Deku Scrub. There are things you can do when you’re a Deku Scrub such as shooting yourself out of flowers.”
The monkey begins making noise again.
“Can’t you make it speak english? This is getting irritating!” Link quietly said.
“No, I can’t.”
“But you’re the director!”
The director’s voice suddenly grew louder. “I can’t do everything!”
“What the heck!? There’s somebody in the cage with the monkey!” the Deku King shouted.
“Smooth move, director,” Dark Link said.
“Shut up.”
The monkey begins singing the Sonata of Awakening.
“Link, hurry and put that mask on and play the Sonata of Awakening with Zelda’s ocarina before we get arrested!”
Zelda gives Link the Ocarina of Time and Link puts on the mask.
“That was painful…”
Link plays the Sonata of Awakening on the Ocarina of Time, even though it turned into pipes.
“What have you done to my ocarina, Link!?” Zelda shouted.
Link learned the Sonata of Awakening even though the director already knew it!
Link takes the mask off and the ocarina turns back to normal.
“Out this hole!” Marine said.
The group jumps out the hole in the back of the cage.
“Get those fools! They’re in the garden!” the Deku King ordered.
The monkey begins making noises annoyingly.
“Hey! There’s no ceiling in here!” Marine said. Everybody climbs out extremely fast.
“Quickly! We have to get to Woodfall Temple!”
“Hey, you didn’t happen already know the Sonata of Awakening, did you?” Dark Link asked while everybody was running.
“Yes, I did, but for some strange reason, in order for the song to work, the song must be taught to the insturment playing it.”
“I see.”
The group travels to near Woodfall, but they meet their doom…
“Hoot hoot! Hello, Link! And his friends,” Mister Annoying Owl said.
Marine and Link scream. “NO!!!! NOT YOU!!!!!!!”
“But we have never met before!” the owl said, looking at Marine.
“You’ve never seen me, but I’ve surely seen you millions of times! You’re one of the most ANNOYING CHARACTERS EVER!!!!!”
“Are there any more?” Dark Link said.
“Yeah. Did you see that jerky idiot with a big nose floating around with a balloon?”
“Yeah…”
“Well he’s one of them! But that STALKER OWL IS MORE ANNOYING!!!!”
Marine, the director, jumps into a backroundless area.
“Hi! What’s up?” she said.
“Where in the world am I?” Link said, appearing out of nowhere.
“You’re in my story. Duh.”
Dark Link also appears out of nowhere. “Where is here?”
“No where, yet.”
“Oh no! It’s Dark Link! My nemesis!”
“Nuh uh. Not in this story you aren’t!”
“WHAT!? You mean I can’t be evil!?”
“No, that just means you can’t kill Link or anybody.”
“Aww, crap.”
“And if you try to, I’ll give Link the Megaton Hammer. Remember what happened last time?”
Dark Link shuddered. “Uh huh.”
The director makes everybody appear in South Clock Town.
“What is Clock Town?” Dark Link asked, looking everywhere.
“A town,” Marine replied, crossing her arms. “Don’t you have eyes?”
“Well duh.”
“There’s somebody up there…” Link said looking at the clock tower. “He looks freaky.”
The director jumps to the top of the clock tower and the Skull Kid gets angry.
“Hey, you! Get out of my place!” he yelled.
She winked. “You can’t go ordering the director around, y’know.”
Marine snapped her fingers and that freaky Skull Kid wearing a mask flies to the swamp.
“Who was that?” Dark Link wondered.
“Our enemy. That mask he was wearing…*He’s using it to curse people. He’s even going to make that moon up there fall on Clock Town in three days.”
Marine jumped down from the Clock Tower. “Before we go and stop him… We need a few more friends.” she said.
Tael, Navi, and Tatl appear in front of Link and he hugs them.
“Guys! It’s been so long!” Link cheered.
“Uh, where do we start first?” Dark Link questioned.
“To the swamp we go,” the director answered.
We all go to the swamp. Skull Kid was lying on the ground.
“YOU JERKS!! Why’d you have to do that!?” he yelled.
Marine rolled her eyes and she snapped her fingers again and sent him back to Clock Town.
“Oh, my, gosh. ZELDA!!!!!” Link shouted once he saw that Zelda appeared out of no where.
“Link!” Zelda cheered and went to hug Link. “Explain to me how I got here and how I’m wearing normal clothes and not a dress?”
“Well, first of all, you’re going to come with us and help us stop Skull Kid from making the moon fall in three days. The first time you’ve come on a quest, right?”
“Yeah! So I get to come along for the first time?”
“Yep.”
“And there’s nobody to capture me?”
“Yeah…*Since there’s only one real villian in this game, who’s just a weak little Skull Kid wearing an evil mask, I doubt you’ll end up getting kidnapped like you usually do.”
“Yippee!”
The group travels to the Deku Palace.
“The Deku Palace? I thought Deku Scrubs were just enemies that sold you stuff when you hit them,” Zelda said, staring at the palace.
“How dare you insult us like that!” one of the Deku Scrubs who was guarding the palace said.
“Hey you. Don’t be talkin’ to me like that. I’m a royal princess.”
“Hey guys. We have to get through,” Marine said.
“Never,” the first said.
“Jerky humans ain’t allowed in this palace,” the second replied.
“Don’t you feel irritated that they insulted you like that?”
“Nope. I’m going to do something else instead. Here, take this and climb up the palace. Don’t question, I have plans…”
The group climbs up the palace and the director breaks the ceiling with a hammer, falling into the monkey’s cage, somehow not gaining the Dekus attention.
The monkey starts making monkey noises.
“What the heck is he saying?” Link said.
“Can they hear us?” Zelda questioned.
“I think I hear talking over there!” the Deku King announced.
“Guys! Stop talking so loud!” the director whispeared, finger over mouth.
“What does this palace have to do with saving the world?” Zelda whispeared.
“In order to stop the moon, we have to break the seal on all the Guardian Giants. They have each been sealed in the places they guard. One in the swamp, one in the mountains, one at the ocean, and on at the canyon,” Marine explained.
“Easy enough to understand.”
“Hey Link, take this.”
Link got the Deku Mask!
“What does it do?” Link asked quietly.
“It turns you into a Deku Scrub. There are things you can do when you’re a Deku Scrub such as shooting yourself out of flowers.”
The monkey begins making noise again.
“Can’t you make it speak english? This is getting irritating!” Link quietly said.
“No, I can’t.”
“But you’re the director!”
The director’s voice suddenly grew louder. “I can’t do everything!”
“What the heck!? There’s somebody in the cage with the monkey!” the Deku King shouted.
“Smooth move, director,” Dark Link said.
“Shut up.”
The monkey begins singing the Sonata of Awakening.
“Link, hurry and put that mask on and play the Sonata of Awakening with Zelda’s ocarina before we get arrested!”
Zelda gives Link the Ocarina of Time and Link puts on the mask.
“That was painful…”
Link plays the Sonata of Awakening on the Ocarina of Time, even though it turned into pipes.
“What have you done to my ocarina, Link!?” Zelda shouted.
Link learned the Sonata of Awakening even though the director already knew it!
Link takes the mask off and the ocarina turns back to normal.
“Out this hole!” Marine said.
The group jumps out the hole in the back of the cage.
“Get those fools! They’re in the garden!” the Deku King ordered.
The monkey begins making noises annoyingly.
“Hey! There’s no ceiling in here!” Marine said. Everybody climbs out extremely fast.
“Quickly! We have to get to Woodfall Temple!”
“Hey, you didn’t happen already know the Sonata of Awakening, did you?” Dark Link asked while everybody was running.
“Yes, I did, but for some strange reason, in order for the song to work, the song must be taught to the insturment playing it.”
“I see.”
The group travels to near Woodfall, but they meet their doom…
“Hoot hoot! Hello, Link! And his friends,” Mister Annoying Owl said.
Marine and Link scream. “NO!!!! NOT YOU!!!!!!!”
“But we have never met before!” the owl said, looking at Marine.
“You’ve never seen me, but I’ve surely seen you millions of times! You’re one of the most ANNOYING CHARACTERS EVER!!!!!”
“Are there any more?” Dark Link said.
“Yeah. Did you see that jerky idiot with a big nose floating around with a balloon?”
“Yeah…”
“Well he’s one of them! But that STALKER OWL IS MORE ANNOYING!!!!”
) It would be nice to have a little background info the next time you post. Maybe a little reason for why you got all those characters together and some more description on the area. But its an interesting topic. Maybe just tweak it a little. You could turn it into a really good story.