The Person Above Me, Me, the Person Below Me

[OGSniper]

^ Apparently dislikes ladybirds
< Really likes Batman
V Doesn't follow sports

 

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^ Was wrong about me.
< Is in pajamas.
V Not drunk.

 

[TheGreatCthulhu]

^ Was wrong about me.
< Is in pajamas.
V Not drunk.

^ Can objectively confirm I'm not drunk.
< Is a goober.
V Is also a goober.

 

[Link but Swedish]

^ Likes H.P. Lovecraft
< Has an unread DM
V Follows under 25 people.