all right... so .... as I got complaints about this I will, no, SHALL! make paragraphs easier to read! because belive me, I have tried that 'space it' thing and it resets it. Awe yeah... so last (week?) I said I would make a MetaPwn guitar... well I will do it, but probaly not as soon as I had hoped because of my vast amounts of procraternation that has been post-poned... or mabey not... we'll see.... I mean when I do a boss I like to Immedeatly make a pic for it, so after I take 5 energy drinks to make my heart beat faster thereby making me more active, I shall make them pics. Also I proposed a challange to send me a funny video... so far that hasn't happened.... SOOOOOO I shall start this little thing off... now this video contains slight... 'bad language' so I warned you -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jluv2HxFEqs so let's do this one.... YEAH!!!! AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter six - we didn't start the fire
Link was inside the his second temple on his journey... or was he? Link noticed a metal sign right inside the entrance that read 'Moutian eternal crypt - below'
WHAT?!?! I JUST CLIMBED IT, NOW YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK DOWN?!?!? Link thought to himself. The inside of the moutian was vast and hollow, the only thing beside the lava at the very bottom was the vast amount of wooden bridges poorly suspended over it.
Uhh, great... now what? do I just go? so Link took one step on the closest bridge and it broke.
Great, what do I do now? Link looked down and sighed, then jumped into it. Link freefell for a second and landed on a bridge, immedately rolled forward, and then started to run. The planks were falling behind him so he wanted to get to the ledge the bridge was attached to. At the last second Link jumped and caught the ledge. As soon as he climbed up he noticed a hole in it with a sign above it 'Moutian eternal crypt' and then entered.
Once inside Link noticed how small it was. It was a bare room with a wooden square in the middle. Link walked up to it and heard a whistling sound coming from it. Link then knew what to do. He stood on it and equiped the iron boots, breaking the wood and sending him plumeting to the level underneath.
Link landed on a slab in the middle of a floor of lava and took a moment to recover after that rather long fall. Link looked around and saw a door on the oposite side of this long tube-like room. Link wasn't sure how to get there. The floor was lava and the room had nothing else. So Link looked around and noticed a little crystal at the end next to the door. Link whipped out his bow and shot it. A beam of magnatizim came from the door and Link equiped his iron boots, suddenly Link was thrown forward and slamed on the wall. Link took them off and went through.
In the next room Link saw the boss key, but in the middle of a lava pool on a tiny rock. Link looked around and saw a chest. He walked over and opened it. Inside were bombs and a bag just lying there. Link looked up and saw a large stalagtite on the roof and had an idea. Link tied a bomb to an arrow and shot it. It broke off and fell into the lava, creating a little path for the key. Link walked up and grabbed it. Link then left the room.
Back in the main room Link saw the boss door, but it was across the floor of lava. Link saw a large metal rectangle that was on his platform and reached all the way to the other side. Link got his iron boots on and stuck them to the side. Luckly the blacksmith was right, most of the old equipment had been magnitized. Link walked across the metal peice and was disorentated, all his blood was rushing to his left side and he was trying not to look down at the lava. As soon as Link was at the other side he jumped down and made sure he had what he needed. Then Link opened up the boss door and went inside.
Once inside Link saw a set of stairs.
AWE, COME ON! Link thought and then went down further into the earth. As soon as Link reached the bottom he was in another room with a lava pool in the center, but much larger than the others.
Jeeze, this place is so repetitive Link thought to himself and took a step closer. Suddenly the lava began to bubble, light at first and then it became stronger and stronger. Then when the lava was spilling over the sides a large serpent head burst out of the lava. Link felt the neaklace and listened -
Link! that is the lava serpent - Tripent! even though he is immune to fire on the outside, he isn't on the inside! Link looked up at the serpent towering out of the lava, and then he noticed a crystal on the forhead fo the beast. Link aimed the bow and shot it, the monster had no idea how to react before it crashed to the ground and just lay there. Link rolled a bomb into it's open mouth and it exploded inside, causing the beast to roar in pain and retreat into the lava. Link thought that that was too easy, when two heads came out this time instead of one. Link shot at them but they were prepared and swerved out of the arrows' paths. One of the heads inhaled to breath out fire, but Link was faster and shot a bomb-arrow down it's throat. That one head retreated while the other was bitting at Link, but while the other head was thrashing around it's teeth Link threw another bomb in and the creature swollowed it whole. The bomb blew up and the head retreated back into the lava. Link was readying himself for another and then... nothing. Link stood there and breathed a sigh of relife, then three heads burst out of the lava. All three were inhaling so Link put three bomb-arrows on his bow and lanched them. All three perfectly went into the mouths at the exact same time and blew up. The beast roared and started to crack, then the entire body just shattered, leaving the lava pool to harden. Link picked up the tunic of dexterity. A warp appeared in the center and Link stepped inside the light.
Once outside Link looked back at the moutian and it wasn't smoking anymore. Link went down back to the village and the gorons rejoiced. But the celebration didn't last long because they all hurried to make plans and ideas for the new city. Link went to the goron leader, but he told Link was- 'K, thanks. bye.' and that was all the thanks Link got. Just as Link was about to leave the blacksmith ran up to stop him. "LINK! I finished your boomerang. Now it's really powerful... so use it wisely and in a large, open area. So I heard that the Zoras are expereancing some sort of water problems, like frozen or something like that... or a drought." And so Link went, like it or not he had to go all the way to the Zora's domain and solve their promblem. Link entered Hyrule feild and contiued his way.
Meanwhile, at MetaPwn's hidding place Blue was explaining to MetaPwn what had happened. "So," said Blue "Tripent... is dead.... and Link just shrugged it off. So yeah, it really happened." "WHAT?!?!" said MetaPwn "Tripent? DEAD? dude, he could only be killed if he had like an explosion inside him... wait... did the gorons leave any bombs in the mine... oh god, he took them and he... uhhh that sucks. Link BLEW up three lava serpent heads with a couple of wooden arrows, and 6 bombs... ok, new plan. Go to the Zora's domain, and equip Depthna with that thing or whatever you've been working on." "You got it boss!" replied Blue and he ran off. "Who's Depthna?" said Red. "Were you even paying attention AT ALL for the last, like, month?" replied MetaPwn
All right, I hope that's better on your eyes. Sorry there was no cameos, but I will have a pic up soon of Tripent, and MABEY guitar I promised... just mabey... I might wait till the fight with MetaPwn to do it so don't keep your hopes up for too long. lataz homeslices. (also, there is a part where I but in an end to a paragraph where the paragraph ends on inside, and begins on Once. but for some reason it wont do it in the final form) also, I need you as fans to comment on the artwork page because I got an infracture for double-posting my artwork... which I thought was ok to do