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The Bizarre Saga: Majora’s Mask
Chapter 17: Name Changin’
Previously on The Bizarre Saga, all I have to say is that they beat the Great Bay Temple. Seriously, pretty much nothing exciting happened.
Now for Chapter Seventeen.
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY
72 HOURS REMAIN
“The quickest way to the canyon is through the East Gate!” Tatl stated.
“Okay,” Link said.
“Okay? That’s all? Seriously?”
“What, do you want me to say more?”
“No! No! Let’s just head to the canyon already!”
Later, at East Clock Town…
“Stop right there! Have you some errand at the canyon--” the guard started.
“We know, we know, dangerous, blah blah blah, children, blah blah blah, sword, blah, careful, blah. WE’VE HEARD IT THREE FREAKING TIMES!” Saria yelled.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t--”
“Please just let us pass,” Navi pleaded. “They have swords and are very experienced. Well, at least she is…” Navi eyed Saria.
“Well, please be careful, then. The canyon is the most dangerous of all four locations, after all.”
“Dangerous? Oh no!” Link exclaimed. The other three stared at him with annoyed faces.
“What is wrong with you?” Saria asked him.
“I was…*uh, being… sarcastic?”
“You don’t know how to be sarcastic.”
“Excuse me,” the guard said. “Are you going to pass?”
“Oh…*Right.”
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“Fences!” Link exclaimed. He played Epona’s Song and the two horses ran up to him. He mounted Epona. “GIDDEH UP HORSEH!”
“You can’t tell me what to do!” Epona neighed.
“Jump over the fence,” Navi told her. Epona leaped over the fence.
“How come that time she listened to you?” Tatl asked. “She didn’t want to jump over that fence going to the Great Bay, nor did she listen to you on that side quest.”
“That one had blood stains on it. It would make anybody nervous.”
“But why couldn’t she just have done it on her own?”
“I didn’t want it to seem like I was listening to him,” Epona said in horse language.
“As for the side quest,” Navi started, “It’s a long story.”
“You promised me a ton of carrots at the end of this journey. How is that a long story?”
“Epona says that it was a very long story.”
“No I didn’t!”
“All right, enough lines for you!”
“But--”
“ENOUGH!”
Epona made an annoyed face.
A few fences later…
“Hello there,” a cloaked person said. “You want to go to Ikana Canyon, right?”
“Yep!” Link answered.
“Well too bad. Only those worthy can enter.”
“How can we become worthy?”
“By doing another side quest.”
“ANOTHER SIDE QUEST?!” Saria yelled. “I am so tired of side quests! Can’t we just get on with what we’re supposed to do already?!”
“It’s just for one mask.”
“So?”
“All you have to do is go to the ranch and obtain a mask from the Gorman Brothers by beating them in a race,” Navi told her. “They end up even more humiliated than Ingo. Strange, the Gorman Brothers look like Ingo, and you race them both to get something.”
“Whatever. Let’s just go and get it over with already.”
Later at the Gorman Brother’s track…
“Hello there, visitors,” the Gorman Brother in front of the gate greeted. “Would you like to buy some milk?”
“No,” Saria answered flatly.
“Just between you and me, the milk they sell at Romani Ranch is watered down a bit. Ours is much better and full of vitamins.”
“I said no!”
“And for a small price of 50 rupees!”
“NO!!!”
“Seriously? 50 rupees?” Tatl asked. “We can get it way cheaper at the milk bar. And you guys don’t even have cows!”
“Well, uh…” the Gorman Brother started.
“Anyway,” Saria said, “We’re actually here to humiliate you by beating you in a race.”
Gorman Brother 1 looked at their two horses. “Hahaha! You plan to beat us in a race with those tiny things?”
“Hey! Watch it,” Epona neighed.
“If you say so! Hahaha!”
“Wait a second,” Link spoke. “Why are you called the Gorman Brothers? Are you all named Gorman?”
“Don’t ask me why we’re called that. It’s just because the youngest one of us is named Gorman. Maybe we’re not important enough to the game to have actual names in the game, but the authoress decided to give us names.”
“What are they?”
“I’m Philip and that’s Patrick. Now anyway, we’re going to beat you in that race!”
“Me? No, Saria is the only one racing. I suck.”
“Oh come on, Link, you beat Ingo,” Navi said.
“No I didn’t, Epona did! All I did was try to stay on!”
“Exactly my point! Epona will win for you!”
“I don’t think that’s possible,” Epona neighed. “I was a fully grown horse then.”
“Come on, Epona. Link is smaller now.”
“Enough with that jibber jabbin’!” Patrick ordered.
“Brian! I thought we made a deal that you wouldn’t talk while people were here,” Philip told him.
“Brian? I thought you said his name was Patrick!” Tatl stated.
“What? Patrick? Why would I tell you that? His name is clearly Brian.”
“Looks like deal’s off, Bruce,” Patrick/Brian said. “I’m talking again.”
“Bruce? What the heck…? What happened to Philip?” Tatl asked.
“Philip? Mah bro’s name is Bruce, not Philip.”
“Darn right,” Philip/Bruce spoke. “Where do you hear these things?”
“Now bro, let’s race these here kids with those cow horses we got!”
“The ones you stole from Romani Ranch?” Link asked.
“Kyle! Were you spreading those words that I told you definitely not to spread?!” Philip/Bruce yelled.
“I’m starting to see what’s going on,” Saria stated.
“I did not, Keith! I bet those Romani ranchers told ‘em!” Patrick/Brian/Kyle said… You know, let’s just go with Gormon Brother 2.
“ARE YOU GOING TO RACE US OR NOT?!”
“Oh, right,” Gormon Brother 1 spoke.
One longer-race-than-Ingo’s race later…
“Oh dang it! I can’t believe we lost to some little kids!” Gorman Brother 1 said.
“Well, I guess we have to give them the mask then, Alan,” Gorman Brother 2 told him.
“No! Not my one of a kind, expensive supermodel mask that they don’t even sell anymore!”
“No, I meant that cheap piece of crap you’ve wanted to get rid of for the past three years.”
“Oh! That’s a relief.”
“What?” Link asked.
“If that weird cloaked guy lied to us, I swear I am going to flip,” Saria stated.
Link got the Garo Mask!
“Is this the mask that we need to get into Ikana Canyon?” Link questioned.
“Yes,” Navi answered.
“Ikana Canyon?” Gorman Brother 1 asked. “Hahaha! A mask like that couldn’t get you anywhere. Especially a cursed place like that!”
“But that’s what the--” Link started, but Navi interrupted.
“We’re leaving,” she said.
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“Hohoho! Back again?” the cloaked guy sitting on a cliff asked.
“Yep,” Link replied, putting on the Garo Mask.
“That’s a nice mask you got there. In fact, I am so pleased will let you pass.” The cloaked guy disappeared and a small, dead tree grew out of the ground.
“Hookshot, I’m guessing?” Saria questioned.
“Yeah, but it looks like we have to go to the graveyard first, to get another mask by defeating a giant Stalfos that allows us to talk to Stalfos and order them around, letting us get into one of the graves, learn a song that removes a curse from a ghost in a dry spring in the Ikana Canyon main area, turning the spring back on, which makes the little girl living inside the house there come out to inspect it, and then you sneak inside, play the Song of Healing for a half Gibdo man getting you another mask that lets you talk to Gibdos, putting you into a side quest for getting the Mirror Shield that lets you into the Ikana Castle, and after defeating the king that is a skeletion you learn a song that allows you to clone yourself, that lets you advance into the Stone Tower, where you have to go through a huge puzzle to get to the temple,” Navi explained.
There were a few minutes of silence.
“I didn’t catch most of that,” Saria said.
“We’re going to the graveyard,” Navi spoke.
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Later in the graveyard…
“My little pony, my little pony…” Link sang.
“Really? Of all times you decide to sing that?” Saria asked.
“Ah ah ah ah MY LITTLE PONY! I used to wonder what friendship could be, until you all shared its magic with me.”
“Okay, no. Just no.”
“Big adventure, tons of fun, a beautiful heart, faithful and strong, sharing kindness, it’s an easy feat, and magic makes it all complete! You have my little ponies, do you know you’re all my very best friends!”
“I can’t believe you watch that show!”
“Actually, Saria, a ton of people watch it. Have you even seen any of the episodes?” Navi questioned.
“Don’t tell me you watch it too!”
“The title may seem like the show is for little girls, but believe me, more people watch it than you think. I’m serious. Even the authoress.” Umm…
“I’m not watching a single episode of that show. There’s no way I’m taking the risk of people calling me a fan of My Little Pony. I’m a bloody butt kicker that can kill bosses in minutes.”
“Uh, shouldn’t we get back on topic?” Tatl asked. “We’re trying to save the world here and you guys are talking about My Little Pony.”
“Link started it by singing the stupid theme song…”
“BIG DEAL!! Now look at the dumb strategy guide and tell us what to do next before Link does something stupid.”
“Hey look! A giant skeletion! I’m going to play the Sonata of Awakening!” Link stated, taking out his ocarina and playing the song. The giant Stalfos rose, broke the bridge above it and started walking away.
“Oh, good going, Link! Now look what you’ve done!”
“… That’s in the strategy guide,” Navi said. “Why are you being so grumpy all of a sudden?”
“The horrible thought of what Skull Kid could be doing to Tael suddenly popped into my head. The poor fairy, I bet he’s being smacked around all day just for talking!”
Meanwhile with Skull Kid and Tael…
“Got any fives?” Skull Kid asked.
“Go fish,” Tael replied.
Back with the team…
“It must be horrible hanging out with Skull Kid all day,” Tatl spoke. “I just want to hurry up and get this over with so the two of us can reunite. So hurry up and kill that thing!”
“No problem,” Saria said. She took her rope, climbed up the wall of one side of the broken bridge and ran down the path. She came back a minute later after a huge crash. “That crash you heard? The bones falling on the ground.”
“Well, that went differently than I expected.”
“Whatever, we get the mask either way.” Saria crossed to the other side of the bridge using the Hookshot and opened up the chest.
Saria got the Captain’s Hat!
“Apparently, it lets you talk to Stalfos and order them around because they think you’re they’re leader,” Navi told her.
“Awesome!” Saria exclaimed. She put the mask on.
“AHHHH!!!” Link screamed and covered his eyes. “It’s scary!”
“Even more awesome.”
The grave digger, who looked like Dampé, walked out of his house all of a sudden, holding a shovel. Saria jumped off the broken bridge, right in front of him.
“BOO!”
“AHHH!! THE UNDEAD ARE AMONG US!!” Dampé screamed, and ran back into his house.
“I just realized what kind of funny pranks we could pull using all these masks!”
“So now, we play the Song of Double Time and go forward to the first night,” Navi explained. “Then we talk to the Stalfos around a certain grave, they break it and we go in.”
“Oh, we can’t just pull them back here?” “Apparently. Maybe the Termina Dampé decided it would be safer to have graves that can’t be removed by kids.”
Link pulled out his ocarina and played the Song of Double Time.
NIGHT OF THE FIRST DAY
60 HOURS REMAIN
All of a sudden, Stalfos appeared all over the graveyard, doing things that the team had never seen them do before.
“I didn’t even know they were capable of that,” Saria stated. She put on the mask. “HEY!”
All the Stalfos froze.
“Skull Keeta sir! We haven’t seen you for… a while!” one of the Stalfos stammered.
“Skull Keeta sir?” Tatl whispered to Navi. “If Skull Keeta was that giant Stalfos she destroyed, they’re really stupid.”
“We have been fufilling our duties of guarding the graves!”
“Really?” Saria asked. “It looked to me like you were having a party. The bonfires?”
“Well, sir, we can’t see without the fires.”
“What about swinging on the branches?”
“Oh, uh, strengthening our arms.”
“How does any of this even make sense? The Stalfos in Ocarina of Time can see in the dark and you’re made of bones, you can’t strengthen your arms,” Link said.
“Well, uh…*The only thing that matters is that the graves haven’t been touched by anyone, even the gravekeeper! We made sure to keep them completely safe!”
Navi whispered something to Saria.
“Open that grave one over there,” Saria ordered the Stalfos, pointing to one of the graves.
“But you said that--”
“NO BUTS OR I’LL FIRE YOU!”
“Y-yes sir!” Three of the Stalfos ran over to the grave, broke it, and then jumped in.
“You learn the Song of Storms in there,” Navi told Saria. “It’s one of the songs you need.”
“But we already learned it in the last story! Why do we need to learn it again?” Saria asked.
“They don’t work until you learn them again when you’re in a different story. When you go into another one, it’s like you never learned it.”
“Fine.”
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“Rawr! I will exterminate all intruders!” an Iron Knuckle inside the grave yelled.
“Hey, we’re just here to learn a song. What do you think we’re doing, graverobbing?” Tatl questioned.
“Yes.”
“Well we’re not.”
“Wait just a minute there--” Saria started.
“WE’RE NOT GRAVEROBBING.” “How do I know you’re not lying to me?” the Iron Knuckle asked.
“Because we’re saving Termina!” Link said.
“Why would a monster believe that?!” Tatl yelled.
“That is totally believable! You may pass!” the Iron Knuckle said, stepping aside.
“Really? Again?”
However, the Iron Knuckle tripped over a rock, crashed through the wall and fell into the darkness.
A curtain rose on the other side of the room, revealing a grave. A ghost rose out of it.
“He killed Luigi?!” Link gasped.
“I am Flat, not Luigi. I was mistaken for him a lot when I was alive,” the ghost explained. “Anyway, thank you for dealing with that Iron Knuckle. My brother Sharp became evil and sealed me away here.”
“But how were you sealed away if it was just a grave with a curtain in front of it?”
“The grave was sealed and I couldn’t get out of it until that Iron Knuckle was defeated.”
“So are you going to teach us the Song of Storms?”
“Oh, that song? If you play it for my brother maybe something will happen, perhaps.” Flat waved his baton and an invisible chorus played the song. Link played it on the Ocarina of Time.
“So now we’re going to the actual Ikana Canyon part?” Saria asked Navi.
“Yep,” Navi replied.
So they made their way out of the graveyard, used their Hookshots to get up the cliff, past a bunch of exploding monsters that oddly resembled Gorons and were finally in the Ikana area. The fourth and final area finally began.
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Way to spill it, Navi. The whole world needs to know that I watch MLP.
Oh well, whatever…
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The Bizarre Saga: Majora’s Mask
Chapter 17: Name Changin’
Previously on The Bizarre Saga, all I have to say is that they beat the Great Bay Temple. Seriously, pretty much nothing exciting happened.
Now for Chapter Seventeen.
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY
72 HOURS REMAIN
“The quickest way to the canyon is through the East Gate!” Tatl stated.
“Okay,” Link said.
“Okay? That’s all? Seriously?”
“What, do you want me to say more?”
“No! No! Let’s just head to the canyon already!”
Later, at East Clock Town…
“Stop right there! Have you some errand at the canyon--” the guard started.
“We know, we know, dangerous, blah blah blah, children, blah blah blah, sword, blah, careful, blah. WE’VE HEARD IT THREE FREAKING TIMES!” Saria yelled.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t--”
“Please just let us pass,” Navi pleaded. “They have swords and are very experienced. Well, at least she is…” Navi eyed Saria.
“Well, please be careful, then. The canyon is the most dangerous of all four locations, after all.”
“Dangerous? Oh no!” Link exclaimed. The other three stared at him with annoyed faces.
“What is wrong with you?” Saria asked him.
“I was…*uh, being… sarcastic?”
“You don’t know how to be sarcastic.”
“Excuse me,” the guard said. “Are you going to pass?”
“Oh…*Right.”
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“Fences!” Link exclaimed. He played Epona’s Song and the two horses ran up to him. He mounted Epona. “GIDDEH UP HORSEH!”
“You can’t tell me what to do!” Epona neighed.
“Jump over the fence,” Navi told her. Epona leaped over the fence.
“How come that time she listened to you?” Tatl asked. “She didn’t want to jump over that fence going to the Great Bay, nor did she listen to you on that side quest.”
“That one had blood stains on it. It would make anybody nervous.”
“But why couldn’t she just have done it on her own?”
“I didn’t want it to seem like I was listening to him,” Epona said in horse language.
“As for the side quest,” Navi started, “It’s a long story.”
“You promised me a ton of carrots at the end of this journey. How is that a long story?”
“Epona says that it was a very long story.”
“No I didn’t!”
“All right, enough lines for you!”
“But--”
“ENOUGH!”
Epona made an annoyed face.
A few fences later…
“Hello there,” a cloaked person said. “You want to go to Ikana Canyon, right?”
“Yep!” Link answered.
“Well too bad. Only those worthy can enter.”
“How can we become worthy?”
“By doing another side quest.”
“ANOTHER SIDE QUEST?!” Saria yelled. “I am so tired of side quests! Can’t we just get on with what we’re supposed to do already?!”
“It’s just for one mask.”
“So?”
“All you have to do is go to the ranch and obtain a mask from the Gorman Brothers by beating them in a race,” Navi told her. “They end up even more humiliated than Ingo. Strange, the Gorman Brothers look like Ingo, and you race them both to get something.”
“Whatever. Let’s just go and get it over with already.”
Later at the Gorman Brother’s track…
“Hello there, visitors,” the Gorman Brother in front of the gate greeted. “Would you like to buy some milk?”
“No,” Saria answered flatly.
“Just between you and me, the milk they sell at Romani Ranch is watered down a bit. Ours is much better and full of vitamins.”
“I said no!”
“And for a small price of 50 rupees!”
“NO!!!”
“Seriously? 50 rupees?” Tatl asked. “We can get it way cheaper at the milk bar. And you guys don’t even have cows!”
“Well, uh…” the Gorman Brother started.
“Anyway,” Saria said, “We’re actually here to humiliate you by beating you in a race.”
Gorman Brother 1 looked at their two horses. “Hahaha! You plan to beat us in a race with those tiny things?”
“Hey! Watch it,” Epona neighed.
“If you say so! Hahaha!”
“Wait a second,” Link spoke. “Why are you called the Gorman Brothers? Are you all named Gorman?”
“Don’t ask me why we’re called that. It’s just because the youngest one of us is named Gorman. Maybe we’re not important enough to the game to have actual names in the game, but the authoress decided to give us names.”
“What are they?”
“I’m Philip and that’s Patrick. Now anyway, we’re going to beat you in that race!”
“Me? No, Saria is the only one racing. I suck.”
“Oh come on, Link, you beat Ingo,” Navi said.
“No I didn’t, Epona did! All I did was try to stay on!”
“Exactly my point! Epona will win for you!”
“I don’t think that’s possible,” Epona neighed. “I was a fully grown horse then.”
“Come on, Epona. Link is smaller now.”
“Enough with that jibber jabbin’!” Patrick ordered.
“Brian! I thought we made a deal that you wouldn’t talk while people were here,” Philip told him.
“Brian? I thought you said his name was Patrick!” Tatl stated.
“What? Patrick? Why would I tell you that? His name is clearly Brian.”
“Looks like deal’s off, Bruce,” Patrick/Brian said. “I’m talking again.”
“Bruce? What the heck…? What happened to Philip?” Tatl asked.
“Philip? Mah bro’s name is Bruce, not Philip.”
“Darn right,” Philip/Bruce spoke. “Where do you hear these things?”
“Now bro, let’s race these here kids with those cow horses we got!”
“The ones you stole from Romani Ranch?” Link asked.
“Kyle! Were you spreading those words that I told you definitely not to spread?!” Philip/Bruce yelled.
“I’m starting to see what’s going on,” Saria stated.
“I did not, Keith! I bet those Romani ranchers told ‘em!” Patrick/Brian/Kyle said… You know, let’s just go with Gormon Brother 2.
“ARE YOU GOING TO RACE US OR NOT?!”
“Oh, right,” Gormon Brother 1 spoke.
One longer-race-than-Ingo’s race later…
“Oh dang it! I can’t believe we lost to some little kids!” Gorman Brother 1 said.
“Well, I guess we have to give them the mask then, Alan,” Gorman Brother 2 told him.
“No! Not my one of a kind, expensive supermodel mask that they don’t even sell anymore!”
“No, I meant that cheap piece of crap you’ve wanted to get rid of for the past three years.”
“Oh! That’s a relief.”
“What?” Link asked.
“If that weird cloaked guy lied to us, I swear I am going to flip,” Saria stated.
Link got the Garo Mask!
“Is this the mask that we need to get into Ikana Canyon?” Link questioned.
“Yes,” Navi answered.
“Ikana Canyon?” Gorman Brother 1 asked. “Hahaha! A mask like that couldn’t get you anywhere. Especially a cursed place like that!”
“But that’s what the--” Link started, but Navi interrupted.
“We’re leaving,” she said.
-
-
“Hohoho! Back again?” the cloaked guy sitting on a cliff asked.
“Yep,” Link replied, putting on the Garo Mask.
“That’s a nice mask you got there. In fact, I am so pleased will let you pass.” The cloaked guy disappeared and a small, dead tree grew out of the ground.
“Hookshot, I’m guessing?” Saria questioned.
“Yeah, but it looks like we have to go to the graveyard first, to get another mask by defeating a giant Stalfos that allows us to talk to Stalfos and order them around, letting us get into one of the graves, learn a song that removes a curse from a ghost in a dry spring in the Ikana Canyon main area, turning the spring back on, which makes the little girl living inside the house there come out to inspect it, and then you sneak inside, play the Song of Healing for a half Gibdo man getting you another mask that lets you talk to Gibdos, putting you into a side quest for getting the Mirror Shield that lets you into the Ikana Castle, and after defeating the king that is a skeletion you learn a song that allows you to clone yourself, that lets you advance into the Stone Tower, where you have to go through a huge puzzle to get to the temple,” Navi explained.
There were a few minutes of silence.
“I didn’t catch most of that,” Saria said.
“We’re going to the graveyard,” Navi spoke.
-
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Later in the graveyard…
“My little pony, my little pony…” Link sang.
“Really? Of all times you decide to sing that?” Saria asked.
“Ah ah ah ah MY LITTLE PONY! I used to wonder what friendship could be, until you all shared its magic with me.”
“Okay, no. Just no.”
“Big adventure, tons of fun, a beautiful heart, faithful and strong, sharing kindness, it’s an easy feat, and magic makes it all complete! You have my little ponies, do you know you’re all my very best friends!”
“I can’t believe you watch that show!”
“Actually, Saria, a ton of people watch it. Have you even seen any of the episodes?” Navi questioned.
“Don’t tell me you watch it too!”
“The title may seem like the show is for little girls, but believe me, more people watch it than you think. I’m serious. Even the authoress.” Umm…
“I’m not watching a single episode of that show. There’s no way I’m taking the risk of people calling me a fan of My Little Pony. I’m a bloody butt kicker that can kill bosses in minutes.”
“Uh, shouldn’t we get back on topic?” Tatl asked. “We’re trying to save the world here and you guys are talking about My Little Pony.”
“Link started it by singing the stupid theme song…”
“BIG DEAL!! Now look at the dumb strategy guide and tell us what to do next before Link does something stupid.”
“Hey look! A giant skeletion! I’m going to play the Sonata of Awakening!” Link stated, taking out his ocarina and playing the song. The giant Stalfos rose, broke the bridge above it and started walking away.
“Oh, good going, Link! Now look what you’ve done!”
“… That’s in the strategy guide,” Navi said. “Why are you being so grumpy all of a sudden?”
“The horrible thought of what Skull Kid could be doing to Tael suddenly popped into my head. The poor fairy, I bet he’s being smacked around all day just for talking!”
Meanwhile with Skull Kid and Tael…
“Got any fives?” Skull Kid asked.
“Go fish,” Tael replied.
Back with the team…
“It must be horrible hanging out with Skull Kid all day,” Tatl spoke. “I just want to hurry up and get this over with so the two of us can reunite. So hurry up and kill that thing!”
“No problem,” Saria said. She took her rope, climbed up the wall of one side of the broken bridge and ran down the path. She came back a minute later after a huge crash. “That crash you heard? The bones falling on the ground.”
“Well, that went differently than I expected.”
“Whatever, we get the mask either way.” Saria crossed to the other side of the bridge using the Hookshot and opened up the chest.
Saria got the Captain’s Hat!
“Apparently, it lets you talk to Stalfos and order them around because they think you’re they’re leader,” Navi told her.
“Awesome!” Saria exclaimed. She put the mask on.
“AHHHH!!!” Link screamed and covered his eyes. “It’s scary!”
“Even more awesome.”
The grave digger, who looked like Dampé, walked out of his house all of a sudden, holding a shovel. Saria jumped off the broken bridge, right in front of him.
“BOO!”
“AHHH!! THE UNDEAD ARE AMONG US!!” Dampé screamed, and ran back into his house.
“I just realized what kind of funny pranks we could pull using all these masks!”
“So now, we play the Song of Double Time and go forward to the first night,” Navi explained. “Then we talk to the Stalfos around a certain grave, they break it and we go in.”
“Oh, we can’t just pull them back here?” “Apparently. Maybe the Termina Dampé decided it would be safer to have graves that can’t be removed by kids.”
Link pulled out his ocarina and played the Song of Double Time.
NIGHT OF THE FIRST DAY
60 HOURS REMAIN
All of a sudden, Stalfos appeared all over the graveyard, doing things that the team had never seen them do before.
“I didn’t even know they were capable of that,” Saria stated. She put on the mask. “HEY!”
All the Stalfos froze.
“Skull Keeta sir! We haven’t seen you for… a while!” one of the Stalfos stammered.
“Skull Keeta sir?” Tatl whispered to Navi. “If Skull Keeta was that giant Stalfos she destroyed, they’re really stupid.”
“We have been fufilling our duties of guarding the graves!”
“Really?” Saria asked. “It looked to me like you were having a party. The bonfires?”
“Well, sir, we can’t see without the fires.”
“What about swinging on the branches?”
“Oh, uh, strengthening our arms.”
“How does any of this even make sense? The Stalfos in Ocarina of Time can see in the dark and you’re made of bones, you can’t strengthen your arms,” Link said.
“Well, uh…*The only thing that matters is that the graves haven’t been touched by anyone, even the gravekeeper! We made sure to keep them completely safe!”
Navi whispered something to Saria.
“Open that grave one over there,” Saria ordered the Stalfos, pointing to one of the graves.
“But you said that--”
“NO BUTS OR I’LL FIRE YOU!”
“Y-yes sir!” Three of the Stalfos ran over to the grave, broke it, and then jumped in.
“You learn the Song of Storms in there,” Navi told Saria. “It’s one of the songs you need.”
“But we already learned it in the last story! Why do we need to learn it again?” Saria asked.
“They don’t work until you learn them again when you’re in a different story. When you go into another one, it’s like you never learned it.”
“Fine.”
-
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“Rawr! I will exterminate all intruders!” an Iron Knuckle inside the grave yelled.
“Hey, we’re just here to learn a song. What do you think we’re doing, graverobbing?” Tatl questioned.
“Yes.”
“Well we’re not.”
“Wait just a minute there--” Saria started.
“WE’RE NOT GRAVEROBBING.” “How do I know you’re not lying to me?” the Iron Knuckle asked.
“Because we’re saving Termina!” Link said.
“Why would a monster believe that?!” Tatl yelled.
“That is totally believable! You may pass!” the Iron Knuckle said, stepping aside.
“Really? Again?”
However, the Iron Knuckle tripped over a rock, crashed through the wall and fell into the darkness.
A curtain rose on the other side of the room, revealing a grave. A ghost rose out of it.
“He killed Luigi?!” Link gasped.
“I am Flat, not Luigi. I was mistaken for him a lot when I was alive,” the ghost explained. “Anyway, thank you for dealing with that Iron Knuckle. My brother Sharp became evil and sealed me away here.”
“But how were you sealed away if it was just a grave with a curtain in front of it?”
“The grave was sealed and I couldn’t get out of it until that Iron Knuckle was defeated.”
“So are you going to teach us the Song of Storms?”
“Oh, that song? If you play it for my brother maybe something will happen, perhaps.” Flat waved his baton and an invisible chorus played the song. Link played it on the Ocarina of Time.
“So now we’re going to the actual Ikana Canyon part?” Saria asked Navi.
“Yep,” Navi replied.
So they made their way out of the graveyard, used their Hookshots to get up the cliff, past a bunch of exploding monsters that oddly resembled Gorons and were finally in the Ikana area. The fourth and final area finally began.
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Way to spill it, Navi. The whole world needs to know that I watch MLP.
Oh well, whatever…
