Breath of the Wild The BotW Civil War

[Ninja]

Somehow, a war breaks out amongst all of the races in Hyrule.

Hypothetically, each tribe/race has the same number of soldiers, let's assume 50, and they are led by their respective Champions descendants or leaders. Sidon of the Zora, Riju of the Gerudo, Yunobo of the Goron, Teba of the Rito, Impa of the Sheikah, and Link of the Hylians.

Each race meets in the center of Hyrule field at once. What are the results? Who are the last team standing and why? Who falls first? Let the battle commence. Koroks omitted because of, reasons.

 

[Spirit]

I wanna say Sheikah win because ninjas and because magic.

Gorons fall first because the chief has a bad back and cant lead and Yunobo is a dork and cant lead. The army goes into disarray and they run away.

 

[CM30]

I really want to say the Hylians. Not because they can fight to save their lives, but because Link and Zelda can fight to save everyone else.

Remember, Link singlehandly wiped out a horde of Bokoblins, Moblins and even Lynels in one cutscene, and only barely died to an army of Guardians in another. Add the weapons and armour he gets in your adventure, and Zelda's light powers, and everyone else singlehandedly gets wiped out.

 

[Dio]

No Gerudo in your poll? They are almost certainly better warriors than Hylians, you know with them actually having a training ground and specialist armed force in the game.

Gorons would win anyway. They are made of rock and even a bomb doesnt kill them it can only stop their roll. No matter how useless Yunobo would be as a leader their power would be overwhelming for the human races and Zoras.

Rito could carry humans up and drop them from heights to kill them but not Gorons who would be too heavy. I imagine they would be pelted with rocks until they retreated and admitted defeat.

 

[Ninja]

****. I added them just now, what a brain fart.

Do Gorons have any true weaknesses? Poison the rocks? I could see them being frozen with ice arrows, but it would take a hundred of them.

 

[funnier6]

Gorons are weak to ice arrows and bomb arrows used in succession, everybody knows that.

 

[DragonEleven]

If I had to guess, I'd actually go with the Rito... being airborne, their evasion would make it virtually impossible for the others to hit them, and they'd be able to pick off the others with arrows without too much trouble.
The only ones that might give them trouble would be the Gorons, due to their tough skin... but they're not invulnerable... a well placed shot to a weak point would probably do the trick.