Skeewor Swors

[Sheik]

Eeh duh net knee wheeeeearrrrr fymyly daktyrs uhquarred ehleeeeegibleh parplasting endritzing; nevrrrrtelez, extreerdineereeeeeee faroutmacatikahl intuhluhktwualty, Kantobalanzing unduhsiphrubillituh, tronsceendantyleezuhs etnrcommnicaeshhhinz enncumprahanseeeeeeebeeeeeelnessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

EDIT (forgot): Honey, what's for dinner?

 

[linkypete]

Heeneei, whgaaat's foar dinnnmer?

I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

 

[Blue Canary]

e wunner b deh vry bst leik no um ev wuz

To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

 

[Moonstone]

Tew cahchem iz mah reeel tess, toe trine tem iz mah cuz

Is this game even for real- crap, I just lost the game.

 

[Blue Canary]

Iz dis gaem evn f reel- crp, i jus lost d gam.

I feel like a better name for this game would be "Ross' Save Game"