Quirky One-Liners

[penguinboy82]

Okay, Zelda finatics. Today, I (obviously) have a game for you. It's called Quirky One-Liners. What you do is make up a situation and then write a one-liner describing or making fun of it. They can be made-up or real events, weather you said them or your best friend Ricky (the kangaroo (extra points for anyone who names the game (s?))).
Please, put it in this form:

Situation:
One-liner:
True or fake:

I'll start off.

Situation: We are at my friends christmas party, with a lot of Advanced kids (speacial word for "We're smarter then you!"). All these kids play instruments. They are doing kareoke, and they are doing really bad. So my sister says...
One-liner: They're in BAND, not Choir!
True or fake:100% True.

 

[Firice da Vinci]

Situation: Green Link, Purple Link, Red Link, Blue Link, and Dark Link are all being hunted downed to be tortured by Navi and Tingle for stealing Tingle's magic words. In their defense Green Link says...
One Liner: That was FirevsIce when he was playing FSA!
True or fake: 75% fake.