Most Ridiculous Conversations That You Tuned In On.

[Imprisoned]

Those little bits of conversations that you hear one or two people say something that makes no sense.
Preferably the kind that made you do a double-take at the person who said it.

"..So just tear one of its eyes out and make them watch itself eat its own eye.."

"..swear I'm going to throw a tree onto my cat.."

"..camp's rules, so I guess you could have se- *I tuned myself OUT of that conversation*

 

[CynicalSquid]

One day I was walking down the hall and I hear. "Dude, I'm pro-abortion again, I'm so excited!"

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

I once walked in on my parents talking about sex. I was 5 at the time, so it was a little bit weird...