Make a Good Movie Seem Boring

[Blue Canary]

This game is simple. All you do is describe a good movie, but make it seem boring. This does have spoilers for movies, so if you want to avoid spoilers for anything at all costs, don't go further.

Example:

Guy thinks he is the chosen one. Not actually the chosen one.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

So yeah these people float around for a bit untill they find a place but the place sucks so they go and find a new place but that place sucks too so they try to go home but can't

-Interstellar

 

[TatlTails]

this guy's in jail for a while then gets out and does some stuff, then a kid shows up and they do some stuff, then some guys get together and do some stuff, everyone dies except one guy and the girl, then everyone starts singing.

-Les Miserables

 

[HeroOfTime]

A guy with a whip and a hat studies history and finds old artifacts, while keeping another guy from getting the artifact.

-Indiana Jones

 

[Zelda18]

A man in tights gets over his fear of bats while saving screaming girls who have the uncanny ability to fall off buildings every five seconds

-Batman

 

[Moonstone]

Creepy basement dweller can't get over his high school crush. Sends death threats to his coworkers when the new boyfriend enters the picture.

-Phantom of the Opera

 

[~Mizuki~]

Kid wants revenge from his brother's death so he builds a team with a giant white robot

-Big Hero Six

 

[Zelda18]

An alien decides to save the planet he was sent to because other aliens are invading so they can plant a brain, and destroy humans.
-Man of steel

 

[Justac00lguy]

Guy thinks he's a detective, when he's actually just a mental patient.
- Shutter Island

 

[Sydney]

Girl has crazy powers, people think she's too weird, she exiles herself and creates eternal winter. Sister tries to help her out but ends up getting hurt instead. Sister's fiancé is a jackass, tries to kill girl and her sister. Fails. Happily ever after, and eternal winter reverted.

-Frozen

 

[Squirrel]

A girl and her family get lost and then separated and she gets a job at a bathhouse and then finds her family again and they go home.

-Spirited Away

 

[Malia]

this ship can't sink

jk

-Titanic

 

[Squirrel]

A man moves into a mansion, types a lot, goes insane, and finally, dies.


-The Shining

 

[Malia]

dude has magical healing powers and then gets dead
-The Green Mile

 

[Zelda18]

A dad doesn't let his son play with his toys, and then his toys come to life and save their lego planet from a tyrannical president.
-The Lego Movie