Keeseman
Smash is Life
- Joined
- Sep 23, 2012
- Location
- Beijing, China
Hello, it's finally here, the story that started our adventures in LOZ world, and if you saw our preview, you should know about the new character, the narrator. We are able to talk to him, but so our viewers know when they're supposed to pay attention to him, the words will be magenta, Okay here we go.
L.egend O.f Z.elda L.egend
ゼルダの伝説
Chapter 1: The boy's strange dream, Enter the world of LOZ!
First there was silence, then there was pixilation, then Steven realized he was lost in his imagination and was a “legend of Zelda” sprite made out of pixels.
“WOAH!” he shouted. “What’s going on, I can’t feel my legs”
He looked down then shouted: “I don’t have any legs. I think I need a hug.”
“Hello?” He called.
Hello? His echo replied.
“Is any one there?” He called back.
No. Said his echo, oh wait a minute.
“Ahhh!” Steve screamed when he noticed what happened.
“Why do you have to scream?” A voice asked.
“Who’s there?” Steve asked.
“It’s just us” Said another voice.
“Who’s us” He asked.
“Us” Said the first voice, and then John & James got up and yawned.
“You woke us up” Said John who was the first voice which Steve didn’t recognize because John sounded like a 10 year old (he is supposed to be 14).
“Yeah, I never heard you scream so loud before,” James said as he stretched his back.
“Wow,” said Steve in astonishment. “I definitely couldn’t recognize your voice! It caved out!”
“What?!” James exclaimed as he held his voice-box. “John!!” he shouted. “We’re...Ten-year-olds!!!”
“Great!!” Said John. “Now I Have to go through puberty all over again! Four years down the drain!!”
“And now my voice is squeaky again!!” said James in disgust.
“Hey!!” Steve said offended. “There’s nothing wrong with a Ten-Year-Old voice! I should know!” he said proudly. “I’m already ten!”
“But aren’t you turning Eleven this April?” John asked.
“Noooo!!!” Steve shouted in dismay. “Why is this happening?”
“Better yet,” John said. “What are we doing in the Legend of Zelda in the first place…?” John got an idea. “Weren’t we talking about something like this before we fell asleep?” he asked aloud. “Steve, how long have you been here?”
“About…ten seconds, before you guys showed up,” Steve answered.
“A-ha!” John said triumphantly. “When Steve fell asleep, he ended up in this…‘dream’, world,” John said as he observed the poor graphic background. “And we must’ve followed when he fell asleep! So whenever we sleep, we end up here!”
“Aw, Man!!” Steve groaned. “Now I’ll NEVER get any sleep!!” Steve swelled up in anger. “Once I find whoever brought us here…I shall clobber him… beat him… and use him as a cat-post!!!”
“Steve! You shouldn’t say that!” James exclaimed. “You should kick the TAR out of him!! And swat him for me when you get the chance.”
Yeah I think I know what you’re thinking if they come here when they sleep why now? Well the fact is this happens all the time, they dream, but this time they are having the same dream at the same time, isn’t it cool?
“Waaah!” the boys shouted in surprise. “Who’s there?” John asked.
Huh? What do you mean? Oh, I’m so sorry, look up. And so they d—
“Quite describing everything!!!” John shouted—“I said QUIT IT!!” Okay! Touchy! Listen here, boys! If I don’t tell the readers what you’re doing, I’m going to lose my Job!!!
“What readers?”
Forget I said it. But the point is I have to say what’s going on one way or another.
“Okay, Fine.” John sa- “but that doesn’t mean it won’t be annoying”
Yeah yeah what ever, but before we start again, any questions?
John raised his hand, (wow that is annoying).
“Do we have to be pixelated?” John asked. Oh, whoops! Sorry! Hang on a second... *FLUSH!!* The pixelation was swept away by a powerful whirlwind, leaving the boys and the background in real shape. Steve checked to make sure he had lower limbs.
"That's much better!" Steve said. Anyway, back to questions! John raised his hand again.
“Uh, why are we wearing skirts?” he asked.
They are not skirts, they are tunics! Very traditional for boys of this time to be wearing, any other questions?
“Um, do we always have to where the skirts” James asked
They are not skirts, they are tunics, and no you do not have to where them all the time, any more? Steve raised his hand. Not about the skir—tunic. Steve lowered his hand.
“Yeah, I do” said James, Man I’m getting a hoarse voice.
“Where do we start in this, this.. LOZ world” James asked
I’m supposed to narrate and help some, not say every thing you’re supposed to do! Just think of what to do.
The boy’s thought a moment, then the answer came to them as they looked to the distance, and repeated what they saw.
“Bud“ said John.
“WISE” said James.
“ER” said Steve.
L.egend O.f Z.elda L.egend
ゼルダの伝説
Chapter 1: The boy's strange dream, Enter the world of LOZ!
First there was silence, then there was pixilation, then Steven realized he was lost in his imagination and was a “legend of Zelda” sprite made out of pixels.
“WOAH!” he shouted. “What’s going on, I can’t feel my legs”
He looked down then shouted: “I don’t have any legs. I think I need a hug.”
“Hello?” He called.
Hello? His echo replied.
“Is any one there?” He called back.
No. Said his echo, oh wait a minute.
“Ahhh!” Steve screamed when he noticed what happened.
“Why do you have to scream?” A voice asked.
“Who’s there?” Steve asked.
“It’s just us” Said another voice.
“Who’s us” He asked.
“Us” Said the first voice, and then John & James got up and yawned.
“You woke us up” Said John who was the first voice which Steve didn’t recognize because John sounded like a 10 year old (he is supposed to be 14).
“Yeah, I never heard you scream so loud before,” James said as he stretched his back.
“Wow,” said Steve in astonishment. “I definitely couldn’t recognize your voice! It caved out!”
“What?!” James exclaimed as he held his voice-box. “John!!” he shouted. “We’re...Ten-year-olds!!!”
“Great!!” Said John. “Now I Have to go through puberty all over again! Four years down the drain!!”
“And now my voice is squeaky again!!” said James in disgust.
“Hey!!” Steve said offended. “There’s nothing wrong with a Ten-Year-Old voice! I should know!” he said proudly. “I’m already ten!”
“But aren’t you turning Eleven this April?” John asked.
“Noooo!!!” Steve shouted in dismay. “Why is this happening?”
“Better yet,” John said. “What are we doing in the Legend of Zelda in the first place…?” John got an idea. “Weren’t we talking about something like this before we fell asleep?” he asked aloud. “Steve, how long have you been here?”
“About…ten seconds, before you guys showed up,” Steve answered.
“A-ha!” John said triumphantly. “When Steve fell asleep, he ended up in this…‘dream’, world,” John said as he observed the poor graphic background. “And we must’ve followed when he fell asleep! So whenever we sleep, we end up here!”
“Aw, Man!!” Steve groaned. “Now I’ll NEVER get any sleep!!” Steve swelled up in anger. “Once I find whoever brought us here…I shall clobber him… beat him… and use him as a cat-post!!!”
“Steve! You shouldn’t say that!” James exclaimed. “You should kick the TAR out of him!! And swat him for me when you get the chance.”
Yeah I think I know what you’re thinking if they come here when they sleep why now? Well the fact is this happens all the time, they dream, but this time they are having the same dream at the same time, isn’t it cool?
“Waaah!” the boys shouted in surprise. “Who’s there?” John asked.
Huh? What do you mean? Oh, I’m so sorry, look up. And so they d—
“Quite describing everything!!!” John shouted—“I said QUIT IT!!” Okay! Touchy! Listen here, boys! If I don’t tell the readers what you’re doing, I’m going to lose my Job!!!
“What readers?”
Forget I said it. But the point is I have to say what’s going on one way or another.
“Okay, Fine.” John sa- “but that doesn’t mean it won’t be annoying”
Yeah yeah what ever, but before we start again, any questions?
John raised his hand, (wow that is annoying).
“Do we have to be pixelated?” John asked. Oh, whoops! Sorry! Hang on a second... *FLUSH!!* The pixelation was swept away by a powerful whirlwind, leaving the boys and the background in real shape. Steve checked to make sure he had lower limbs.
"That's much better!" Steve said. Anyway, back to questions! John raised his hand again.
“Uh, why are we wearing skirts?” he asked.
They are not skirts, they are tunics! Very traditional for boys of this time to be wearing, any other questions?
“Um, do we always have to where the skirts” James asked
They are not skirts, they are tunics, and no you do not have to where them all the time, any more? Steve raised his hand. Not about the skir—tunic. Steve lowered his hand.
“Yeah, I do” said James, Man I’m getting a hoarse voice.
“Where do we start in this, this.. LOZ world” James asked
I’m supposed to narrate and help some, not say every thing you’re supposed to do! Just think of what to do.
The boy’s thought a moment, then the answer came to them as they looked to the distance, and repeated what they saw.
“Bud“ said John.
“WISE” said James.
“ER” said Steve.