If You Were to Date Anyone on ZD, Who Would You Date?

[Deleted member 81859]

I'll double that, but for FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. You get multiple scoops too. :3

You have some competition @Malon

Step up your game!

 

[Deleted member 81859]

But if you do it for free how do you get the money?

But I'll also buy the whole ice cream store and you can have ice cream whenever you want for free.

Sold.

 

[Guest-3]

Sold.

NUUUUUU!!!!!! I'll buy out the whole BlueBell company, and whatever icecream types you like! AND TOPPINGS! You may also randomly receive some super expensive jewelry in the mail...

 

[Deleted member 81859]

Deal
@Tristan can have @Pendio.

Let's go! Yeeeeaaaah!

Nvr mind @Malon. LETS GO LOZJAM!

 

[Triforce King]

Ah, this thread-_-. Brooklyn rage!

 

[Guest-3]

Nvr mind @Malon. LETS GO LOZJAM!

Whale den, my hand goes to the best man. YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS TIME LOZJAM, BUT I SHALL CONQUER EVERY WOMAN ON- *COUGH COUGH* I mean, take every woman on a nice, calm dinner date.

 

[Pen]

Deal
@Tristan can have @Pendio.

B-but ... but ... I already have a date.

 

[Deleted member 81859]

Whale den, my hand goes to the best man. YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS TIME LOZJAM, BUT I SHALL CONQUER EVERY WOMAN ON- *COUGH COUGH* I mean, take every woman on a nice, calm dinner date.

My recommendation: start with a nice calm dinner date, and then see how they feel about the whole conquering thing.

 

[Mipha]

Pay me 10 credits and I'll eliminate Tristan from the picture, if ya know what I mean.

 

[Guest-3]

My recommendation: start with a nice calm dinner date, and then see how they feel about the whole conquering thing.

XD I'll do that then.

 

[Guest-3]

XD I'll do that then.

But the must be conquered. Just so they know just how much they mean. Then, sweet, sweet love shall be made... XD SOOOO romantic, eh?

 

[Deleted member 81859]

But the must be conquered. Just so they know just how much they mean. Then, sweet, sweet love shall be made... XD SOOOO romantic, eh?

Calm down Romeo!
(or just Netfilx and Chill that ****)

 

[Guest-3]

Calm down Romeo!
(or just Netfilx and Chill that ****)

Heh, sorry, I am merely filled with passion... OH, and for all you men out there, I could give you a NASCAR trip you would never forget... cuz I'd get you cotton candy, of course.

 

[Triforce King]

Pay me 10 credits and I'll eliminate Tristan from the picture, if ya know what I mean.

Solid Snake Malon

 

[Mipha]

Heh, sorry, I am merely filled with passion... OH, and for all you men out there, I could give you a NASCAR trip you would never forget... cuz I'd get you cotton candy, of course.

Cotton candy ain't gonna do nothin'. I need cold, hard cash.