General Art Herbert the Mystical Llama

[CrazyforCuckoos]

Deep in the forest of Nubeck, lies a colony of llama's. They all thrive in peace and each have a job. It's a quiet society. Most of the llama's are just plain old ordinary llama's with no special powers or purposeful being. HOWEVER, there is one who's above the rest. His name is Herbert and he was born on the 9th Equinox the Sugarcane Solstice. What does this mean, well to you nothing, but to the llama's it's like a godsend. The Sugarcane Solstice is a 100 year event in which the sugar fields are extra sugary and yield more produce. To anyone this would be good news, but it's even better for the llamas because they thrive on pure sugar. You'd never know they were so hyper though, because they use medicines to keep themselves from going totally insane. One might question why they consume all the sugar and thrive on it. The answer is quite simple actually: they hate dentist. They have been in a feud over who the best at chess for the past 1000 years, and the dentist always seem so cocky that they are the chosen ones. So what makes Herbert so mystical? The fact that he can convert the pure sugar into medical supplies and use it as a defensive technique against the "Boars of Previen" might be a cause to say he is indeed mystical, but it is the fact that he has a fifth leg on top of his head that makes him the most interesting llama in the land. He got this leg when he was born. At first the other llama's shunned him for it, until he kicked them with it in the most interesting fashion ever presented. Herbert can also summon carrots to his side in battle, but that is pretty useless, unless he injects them with sugar which then causes them to grow 10x's larger and become sentient and grow arms and legs and swords made out of string beans. Yes, Herbert lives quite a crazy life.

Enjoy. It's not supposed to make any sense.