Have You Ever Farted in Class?

[chrisplushado]

I mean, when the class was really quiet and everyone acknowledged the fart in one way or another. I can only think of one instance, in 7th grade P.E. when i was doing push-ups, everyone laughed and the student coach said "it's alright, it's nature"
sorry for the strange thread it's just that today it happened to a short girl, and thought it would make an "interesting" thread.

 

[Libk]

Ah yes. I have done this before. I was sitting in 9th grade while we were reading Romeo and Juliet. I think it was in the middle of people acting out the balcony scene.

 

[Sydney]

Oh totally, all the time. Uhm, no.

 

[Terminus]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... maybe?

 

[DeletedUser9]

everyone laughed and the student coach said "it's alright, it's nature"

Gotta say, your coach deserves props for not having an uptight opinion about a normal biological process.

I've never farted in a class but I do fart regularly in public. I usually do it carefully to avoid any noise, or do it when I'm far enough away that it won't be smelled, but I don't feel any shame in doing so. Maybe if I was unreasonable about it and did it where it could totally be smelled, that would be bad, but I don't do that, so... =\

 

[Mangachick14]

would it be off-putting to say yes to that?

 

[Pennycan1800]

I did in fourth grade when the whole class was taking a test. Everyone laughed. I was in a clump of about 5 desks. It was an accident tough. Didn't think I would make a sound lol.

 

[Reaca]

I never did yet, but I have a story.

My friend dropped his pencil, and when he went to pick it up, the girl sitting next to him farted in his face. He said that it smelled bad.

 

[tysonrss]

I got scolded at by some chick once, the funny thing is that she was the one that did it and try to play it off like I did.

That really pissed me the hell off.

 

[PhantomTriforce]

Yes, I have, on multiple occasions. I don't think anyone has every caught me though. And I don't do it during tests or whatever, because that would unfairly distracts others.

 

[Vanessa28]

I got scolded at by some chick once, the funny thing is that she was the one that did it and try to play it off like I did.

That really pissed me the hell off.

Why am I not surprised? I would have done it too if I were her


Oh yes I did and you don't wanna know! I once had bible classes at schoolcamp and was sitting on a wooden floor. The teacher was talking and telling a story about the bible. I had these cramps and I was so lucky it was already dark . It happened at a quiet moment too. And I quickly looked the other way like someone else did it and it worked

 

[tysonrss]

That happens all the time i noticed.

 

[LumiGem]

I remember this one time I farted in 3rd grade...

 

[Joy]

I don't fart, I'm a girl. Ahem.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

When I fart I take credit for them because I take pride in making my farts as loud and stinky as possible. I've farted in people's faces and I try to fart at the most funny time possible.