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Hey guys, it's me again. I know it's been a while, but I've been thinking about some stuff, and I want to discuss this with the wider community. Before going to report me for this being on the wrong forum, I would like to mention that yes, this will include my theories and questions on what I want to talk about. But they will mainly just be me trying to understand it myself while I wait for answers. So, let's get into it. Also, please excuse me if my analysis is all over the place or confusing or unnecessarily in depth. We just read another Steinbeck novel or whatever it's called in English Class in school, and it's so ****ing complicated to analyze that *****es work. **** you John Steinbeck, at least Shakespeare was canonically a fruity theater kid who wouldn't be rolling in his grave upon people writing gay fanfiction about his works of literature.
Anywaaaaaaays, In The Legend of Zelda BotW, we know that speed runners(as in just trying to defeat Ganon as fast as humanly possible type of speed runners) can beat the game in roughly half an hour to an hour on average, and they usually skip the Great Plateau Tower, which means they don't get the cutscene in which you see Calamity Ganon for the first time. The cutscene doesn't happen until you are quite literally inside of Hyrule Castle, meaning that he doesn't know Link is there until he is quite literally on his doorstep. Ganon now has about, let's say 15 minutes give or take, to stop Link. But if Ganon is so powerful, why would it take him so long in this possibility? Could it be that the more Zelda communicates with you, the weaker she gets, making it harder to hold Ganon back? But if you don't get that first tower communication he can't technically show up in game until you're within a proper range for him to sense your(Links) presence? But seriously though, like, come on dude! Hydrated Ganondorf taught people how to do what the Yiga Clan had to reteach themselves like 9,900 years later. He sent a whole ass army of Moldugas to unalive the Hyrulean Royal Family. Hydrated Demon King Ganondorf could not be killed, but only sealed away by an overly majestic furry(no offense to actual furries intended, and my apologies if you feel insulted. Please don't come at me, I'm just trying to jokingly make fun of mah boi Rauru in peace). Dehydrated Ganondorf turned Link's arm into an overcooked death steak. And broke the Master Sword like, a lot, only being scratched by a single shard of it that sliced his cheek open. He also created a convincing enough Puppet Zelda to lure Link around Hyrule, convince the Zonai Research Team to walk around in just their underwear(*cough* gay *cough* ), and then he proceeded to create 5 Phantom Ganons for you to beat up in Hyrule Castle before turning the almost dead of the fifth Phantom Ganon into five enormous Phantom Ganons. Rehydrated Ganondorf beats the **** out of Link and looks overall pretty fine(according to majority of fandom). Rehydrated Demon King Ganondorf could turn into a ****ing dragon, and beat the **** out of Dragon Zelda(aka the Light Dragon). So why was Calamity Ganon so damn disappointing?
But to the point stated in the title of this little post, why do we have both Gloom and Malice? As we can see in BotW, Malice slowly saps away at your health, but if you eat literally anything you can get it back. However, as seen in TotK, Gloom is more concentrated to the point where once it left Hyrule Castle as a mist it could cause similar harm to if you step on it, but while in the Castle Basement, the Gloom Mist couldn't hurt you? And you need a special type of food to heal from it, or light of a certain special sort, and there is armor and special dirt that allows you to resist it's effects? What?? This makes no sense, because why would we need both? Like how the Guardians were replaced with the Constructs, and how the old shrines made from Sheikah Technology were replaced with special magic Rock shrines? Or how somehow Purah managed to tear down all of the old towers and make her own? That shot you into the sky???? Not to mention that the Divine Beasts are all suddenly gone but there are divine beast masks? Or how instead of still being interested in Sheikah Tech, now she's interested in the Zonai? And how we keep learning things about Hyrules History that just doesn't line up?
You may be thinking, "Oh, but Wisdom, it's just a silly little plot device of a sort" or "WE HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT TERRIFYING MUSIC THAT PLAYS WHEN YOUR JUST VIBING IN HYRULE FIELD AND A GUARDIAN SPOTS YOU AND CHASES YOU DOWN" Yeah, I know, we're all traumatized. At least some of us didn't grow up with Majora's Mask and Ocarina of Time or Twilight Princess. Damn.
[For context, we ALL know why MM is considered "scary". And tbh y'all can't deny that OoT is pretty unnerving. And TP, well, that freakish cuckoo with a human face and the animation is kind weird/freaky. Like, no hate, but I really don't like how they animated Link turning into a wolfy boi.]
Also I'd like to mention that unlike Malice, Gloom isn't just a goop. At some point I will include images and screenshots to help make my point, but for now I would just like to point out the fact that you pretty much never see goopy Gloom except for very specific circumstances. Like, you go into the depths of Hyrule Castle and find some Gloom. See the way it sits on the ground? Point made. Also wtf is up with those Gloom Hands? I nearly **** myself when I first saw them. It was scarier than my first time with Guardians, or that time I was in the Great Plateau when I first started playing BotW and on the ground near the bottom of the Plateau and a saw a Moblin and freaked out because "What the **** is wrong with that Bokoblin!?!?!?".
My thoughts: After Link(BotW)(who we shall assume went full completinist speedrun, with the last thing he did being defeating Ganon)(yes including both DLC's) defeated Ganon, the Champions and all the dead people moved on, and they went to party in the afterlife with the homies. This could mean that the Divine Beasts(with no pilots) shut down, and so did almost all of the other Sheikah Tech(except the Guardians, those definitely all had to be killed off). Because Guardians are machines, I'm assuming that the Blood Moon never reseructted them, but instead those stupid pillars around Hyrule Castle just made more or something. This would mean that something would go down with those pillars, and Link and a small team of volunteers had to go around killing them all off, one by one. Using what was left, Purah and Robbie and Zelda could have constructed their newer technology, and eventually founded Lookout Landing, which we could assume was still relatively new during the events of TotK, because it is a ****ty base.
Maybe they (Malice and Gloom) are the same thing but used differently and thus have different properties? Maybe it's just a simple accidental plot hole that the Queen Gibdo was apparently fought by both Naboris or whatever her name was and Link+Riju, but Urbosa and Link both have fought the Molduking and won, when jt was implied that it had been at least two or three generations since it had shown up(prior to Urbosa fighting it)? Maybe it was a coincidence that the Zora Princess who shares a name with the Zora Princess from OoT, and had several landforms and a Divine Beast named after her? Maybe it's just a coincidence that the Bandit King Misko had hidden away multiple copies of certain outfits multiple times, and these outfits included a replica of what MM Link looked like when he put on the Fierce Deity Mask and became Fierce Deity Link? Maybe it's just a coincidence that you can get Majora's Mask in BotW and also I think I'm TotK, but it doesn't work the way it was cursed to in the game with which it shares it's name. Maybe they were just being nice to let us be able to upgrade certain special armors in TotK after we couldn't upgrade them in BotW. Or maybe they're trying to tell us something? What if the people who worked on BotW and/or TotK were trying to send us a message for us to decode? And what if this is so much more than silly little arguments and conversations about the differences between Gloom and Malice?
I don't know, this idea went really off the rails, and now I'm probably going to cry because I don't understand Zelda Lore anymore. But either way, I really want to discuss this with people outside of my family and friend group/s. Maybe there is a hidden message or code, or maybe it's just my inner Swiftie talking, begging for a fun little puzzle to solve. But really, I think I might be onto something here!
Anywaaaaaaays, In The Legend of Zelda BotW, we know that speed runners(as in just trying to defeat Ganon as fast as humanly possible type of speed runners) can beat the game in roughly half an hour to an hour on average, and they usually skip the Great Plateau Tower, which means they don't get the cutscene in which you see Calamity Ganon for the first time. The cutscene doesn't happen until you are quite literally inside of Hyrule Castle, meaning that he doesn't know Link is there until he is quite literally on his doorstep. Ganon now has about, let's say 15 minutes give or take, to stop Link. But if Ganon is so powerful, why would it take him so long in this possibility? Could it be that the more Zelda communicates with you, the weaker she gets, making it harder to hold Ganon back? But if you don't get that first tower communication he can't technically show up in game until you're within a proper range for him to sense your(Links) presence? But seriously though, like, come on dude! Hydrated Ganondorf taught people how to do what the Yiga Clan had to reteach themselves like 9,900 years later. He sent a whole ass army of Moldugas to unalive the Hyrulean Royal Family. Hydrated Demon King Ganondorf could not be killed, but only sealed away by an overly majestic furry(no offense to actual furries intended, and my apologies if you feel insulted. Please don't come at me, I'm just trying to jokingly make fun of mah boi Rauru in peace). Dehydrated Ganondorf turned Link's arm into an overcooked death steak. And broke the Master Sword like, a lot, only being scratched by a single shard of it that sliced his cheek open. He also created a convincing enough Puppet Zelda to lure Link around Hyrule, convince the Zonai Research Team to walk around in just their underwear(*cough* gay *cough* ), and then he proceeded to create 5 Phantom Ganons for you to beat up in Hyrule Castle before turning the almost dead of the fifth Phantom Ganon into five enormous Phantom Ganons. Rehydrated Ganondorf beats the **** out of Link and looks overall pretty fine(according to majority of fandom). Rehydrated Demon King Ganondorf could turn into a ****ing dragon, and beat the **** out of Dragon Zelda(aka the Light Dragon). So why was Calamity Ganon so damn disappointing?
But to the point stated in the title of this little post, why do we have both Gloom and Malice? As we can see in BotW, Malice slowly saps away at your health, but if you eat literally anything you can get it back. However, as seen in TotK, Gloom is more concentrated to the point where once it left Hyrule Castle as a mist it could cause similar harm to if you step on it, but while in the Castle Basement, the Gloom Mist couldn't hurt you? And you need a special type of food to heal from it, or light of a certain special sort, and there is armor and special dirt that allows you to resist it's effects? What?? This makes no sense, because why would we need both? Like how the Guardians were replaced with the Constructs, and how the old shrines made from Sheikah Technology were replaced with special magic Rock shrines? Or how somehow Purah managed to tear down all of the old towers and make her own? That shot you into the sky???? Not to mention that the Divine Beasts are all suddenly gone but there are divine beast masks? Or how instead of still being interested in Sheikah Tech, now she's interested in the Zonai? And how we keep learning things about Hyrules History that just doesn't line up?
You may be thinking, "Oh, but Wisdom, it's just a silly little plot device of a sort" or "WE HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT TERRIFYING MUSIC THAT PLAYS WHEN YOUR JUST VIBING IN HYRULE FIELD AND A GUARDIAN SPOTS YOU AND CHASES YOU DOWN" Yeah, I know, we're all traumatized. At least some of us didn't grow up with Majora's Mask and Ocarina of Time or Twilight Princess. Damn.
[For context, we ALL know why MM is considered "scary". And tbh y'all can't deny that OoT is pretty unnerving. And TP, well, that freakish cuckoo with a human face and the animation is kind weird/freaky. Like, no hate, but I really don't like how they animated Link turning into a wolfy boi.]
Also I'd like to mention that unlike Malice, Gloom isn't just a goop. At some point I will include images and screenshots to help make my point, but for now I would just like to point out the fact that you pretty much never see goopy Gloom except for very specific circumstances. Like, you go into the depths of Hyrule Castle and find some Gloom. See the way it sits on the ground? Point made. Also wtf is up with those Gloom Hands? I nearly **** myself when I first saw them. It was scarier than my first time with Guardians, or that time I was in the Great Plateau when I first started playing BotW and on the ground near the bottom of the Plateau and a saw a Moblin and freaked out because "What the **** is wrong with that Bokoblin!?!?!?".
My thoughts: After Link(BotW)(who we shall assume went full completinist speedrun, with the last thing he did being defeating Ganon)(yes including both DLC's) defeated Ganon, the Champions and all the dead people moved on, and they went to party in the afterlife with the homies. This could mean that the Divine Beasts(with no pilots) shut down, and so did almost all of the other Sheikah Tech(except the Guardians, those definitely all had to be killed off). Because Guardians are machines, I'm assuming that the Blood Moon never reseructted them, but instead those stupid pillars around Hyrule Castle just made more or something. This would mean that something would go down with those pillars, and Link and a small team of volunteers had to go around killing them all off, one by one. Using what was left, Purah and Robbie and Zelda could have constructed their newer technology, and eventually founded Lookout Landing, which we could assume was still relatively new during the events of TotK, because it is a ****ty base.
Maybe they (Malice and Gloom) are the same thing but used differently and thus have different properties? Maybe it's just a simple accidental plot hole that the Queen Gibdo was apparently fought by both Naboris or whatever her name was and Link+Riju, but Urbosa and Link both have fought the Molduking and won, when jt was implied that it had been at least two or three generations since it had shown up(prior to Urbosa fighting it)? Maybe it was a coincidence that the Zora Princess who shares a name with the Zora Princess from OoT, and had several landforms and a Divine Beast named after her? Maybe it's just a coincidence that the Bandit King Misko had hidden away multiple copies of certain outfits multiple times, and these outfits included a replica of what MM Link looked like when he put on the Fierce Deity Mask and became Fierce Deity Link? Maybe it's just a coincidence that you can get Majora's Mask in BotW and also I think I'm TotK, but it doesn't work the way it was cursed to in the game with which it shares it's name. Maybe they were just being nice to let us be able to upgrade certain special armors in TotK after we couldn't upgrade them in BotW. Or maybe they're trying to tell us something? What if the people who worked on BotW and/or TotK were trying to send us a message for us to decode? And what if this is so much more than silly little arguments and conversations about the differences between Gloom and Malice?
I don't know, this idea went really off the rails, and now I'm probably going to cry because I don't understand Zelda Lore anymore. But either way, I really want to discuss this with people outside of my family and friend group/s. Maybe there is a hidden message or code, or maybe it's just my inner Swiftie talking, begging for a fun little puzzle to solve. But really, I think I might be onto something here!