Ganondorf Pwn Game

[Kaleb Dampf]

Rules are simple: Do something to make the Ganon PWN count go up.

EXAMPLE: Kaleb walked up to Ganon and punched him in the face.
ZD USERS- 1
GANONDORF- 0

Whaddya all say? Want to PWN Ganon?

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

(aww...howabout a PWN Link Game??)
anyway....I walk up to Ganondorf and pull his curly hair! (TP!)

 

[i-am-link]

I kick Ganondorf into a bottomless pit, and scream, "THIS. IS. SPAARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" At the top of my lungs.
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|-SCOREBOARD-|
|ZD USERS--- 4|
|GANONDORF- 0|

 

[amaterasu]

I hit Ganondorf where it counts with the Megaton Hammer (from WW)

ScoreBoard
ZD USERS -6
GANONDORF- -1

Ganon gets negative #'s cuz he just lost manley points. )

 

[Kaleb Dampf]

Use Ocarina to push Ganon into Lake Hylia.

ZD Users- 7
Ganon- -2
(we'll go with Ammy's idea of negatives)

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

I bring light into his lair, and he dai.

ZD users: 8!
Ganon: -4 (ouchness)

 

[DekuNut]

I get a voodoo doll of him, dress the doll in Barbie Clothes from my little sister, and toss it down a cliff, pinned to the ground with a light arrow.
Users: 10
Ganondorf: -6

 

[Kaleb Dampf]

A kick to the spot that makes his attitude hot......

ZD Users- 11
Ganondorf- -8

 

[amaterasu]

*Ganondorf pulls off the dress and burns down mai house*

Users- 11
Ganondorf- -5

 

[Kaleb Dampf]

A kick well placed, directly into his face!
Users- 12
Ganondorf- -6

 

[amaterasu]

lol. that rymed.

I play my ocarina and play the Song of Storms and Ganondorf's affro falls sopping wet.

Users- 13
Ganondorf- -6

 

[Zelda64]

I send Ganondorf a link to a Rick-Roll video and he falls for it.
Users- 14
Ganondorf- -7

 

[DekuNut]

I steal his diary and put out all his embarassing screts on the web.
ZD: 15
GD: -8

 

[amaterasu]

OMG GANONDORF SECRETLY ENJOYS *muffled sounds as Ganondorf slaps ducktape over her mouth*

Z- 15
G- -6

 

[Kaleb Dampf]

A stab to the back will place him off track.

Z- 16
G- -7