Funny Jokes

[Selda]

Post up from 1 to 10 Jokes. Zelda Related, Real Life, Cartoon, or jokes that you made up!





What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

 

[Sydney]

What's Ghirahim's favorite food?

Spoiler

BANANAS!

..................
He would get it....

 

[Hero of Time]

Guess what.

Spoiler

chicken butt

 

[Fig]

Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off?

Spoiler

That's ok he's all RIGHT now!

:xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd: :xd:

 

[Ventus]

What's the difference between your right hand and your left hand?

Well...this is my right...and this is my other right!

....no?

 

[Batman]

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

Spoiler

To get to the same side!