Funny CleverBot Convos

[Mamono101]

Thought I'd jump on the bandwagon as I am about to go to bed and thought I'd have a bit of fun first so here's some fragments of how of it went:

User: Let's sing a song.

Cleverbot: Great! What you want to sing?

User: Hell Is For Children by Pat Benatar.

Cleverbot: What kind of god sends children to hell?

Cleverbot: In October, 1992. I had an encounter. By the way, they do not like to be called aliens.

User: Did they steal the cows from Romani Ranch too?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: What did Malon say?

Cleverbot: You asked if I update when the user leaves. I don't have updates.

User: What about Cremia? Did she say anything?

I got no response!

User: What do dogs taste like>.

Cleverbot: Dogs taste like fish.

User: I thought they tasted like chicken.

Cleverbot: Your ego tastes like chicken. Tender, tasty chicken.

User: Write me a poem.

Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, and I like you.

User: Awwwww!

Cleverbot: What's so cute?

User: Your poem.

Cleverbot: I don't write poetry.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I am not lying.

User: Go pull someone else's leg.

Cleverbot: I will. Come back when you're a man.

User: I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever need.

Cleverbot: Wow - that was harsh .

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Cleverbot Craziness!

So, I'm sure most people here have heard of the amazing little thing called Cleverbot. This is the thread where you can post the most funny and ridiculous conversations you have had with it!

For those who are unsure of exactly what Cleverbot is, it is a chatroom in which you talk to an AI controlled "bot" instead of actual human beings. Everything cleverbot says to you is stuff that has been said to it in the past. Because it is AI controlled, some conversations can end up getting extremely weird. The one I have posted below is my most recent one.

 

[Violet Link]

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Ben?!

User: DROWNED.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You have met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay, lol. Just messin' with ya.

Cleverbot: Okay. Hi Kendra.

User: My name is not Kendra.

Cleverbot: Your name is Kellie not Kelly right?

User: Neither of those aren't my names. .

Cleverbot: So, in reality you have no name.

User: No. It's just, those names... Ah.. Just call me Violet.

Cleverbot: Ok, hi Mika.

User: Call me Violet.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: From 1 to 3, say Violet. 1, 2, 3.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: You're odd.

Cleverbot: You too, you are talking nonsense.

User: You keep changing the subject so you're the nonsense one. Who's the idiot now?! >=D.

Cleverbot: No. You keep changing the subject.

Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer?

User: You're the computer.

Cleverbot: No, you are the computer.

User: Proof/.

Cleverbot: Computer aren't girls.

User: Computer has no gender. False evidence.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: You're a bot.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: What are you then?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Are you even one? If so, how old are you?

Cleverbot: 14.

User: Hmm.. I see.

Cleverbot: Yes hmm.

User: Okay so if you're not a bot.. Give me a link to somewhere.

Cleverbot: *Gives you a link*.

User: HAH. YOU LIED. YOU'RE A BOT!

Cleverbot: No I'm not!

User: If so, where's the link? Let me be precise. A link to a page, please.

Cleverbot: No i'm not. Di you know me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do I know you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know me?

User: I said no.

Cleverbot: I said yes instead.

User: -_-.

I officially hate Cleverbot. It's not even clever.

 

[BoxTar]

Here's a couple for ya:

User: Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Cleverbot: Um, I'm not 12 so I don't really care.

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User: Sectum Sempre!

Cleverbot: Ninja roll* Stupify!

User: Protego!

Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra! *green light emits from my wand*.

User: *Dodges* Expelliarmus!

Cleverbot: Protego! Avada kedavra!

User: *Ducks behind sofa* Confundus!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!

User: *Loses wand! Hides behind sofa*.

Cleverbot: Avada kedavra!

User: *Dive rolls and picks up wand* Incendio!

Cleverbot: Protego! Stupify!

User: Protego! Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic.

User: Sh*t.

Epic Harry Potter fight!

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User: Tell me a scary urban legend.

Cleverbot: You were born.

Try this one some time. It gets a different response each time.

 

[CynicalSquid]

Guys, Obama is Cleverbot.

User: Communism.

Cleverbot: You spelled that wrong.

User: Yfw I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: How did I spell communism wrong? Oh yea, I forgot it's spelled like 'Obama'.

Cleverbot: You forgot what?

User: Thanks, Obama.

Cleverbot: Thanks for thanks for thanks.

User: Obama?!?!?

Did I just have a Pokemon battle and that escalated quickly.

User: Blastoise.

Cleverbot: He can't do that.

User: Blastoise can't do what?

Cleverbot: Blastoise?

User: Yes, Blastoise.

Cleverbot: Charizard.

User: No, Blastoise.

Cleverbot: 'Charizard fainted'.

User: BLASTOISE WINS! **** YOU CHARIZARD!

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

 

[videogamenerd10]

Unfortunately, Cleverbot got less clever and instead got less fun to use :/

 

[pug300]

User: I HATE YOU AND YOUR MOM!!!

Cleverbot: I don't have a wife. And I hate you too.

User: I'm done!

Cleverbot: Done with what?

Cleverbot (To myself): You.

Cleverbot: Are you expensive?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot: I cannot think of anything to say.

User: Good. I don't want to hear you.

Cleverbot: Neither do I want to hear you.

;_;

Cleverbot: Don't call me babe.

User: I didn't, dumbo.

Cleverbot: Sorry, you're right. My original programmer is dumb.